"So that's the discrepancy guys" I say as the children sigh. God I love it when they do that. It makes me feel powerful I smile at them all. The bell rings
"And that's the bell I add" the children quickly file out
I grab the nearest math book and make my way to the back. I open it up and stare at all the discrepancies. God I love. Discrepancies I even set some self discrepancies. I feel myself start to get FLUHRstered I have to move quick the next class starts soon
1...2...3...4...5 after a minute of counting I feel myself getting closer
61...62...63...
I'm breathing hard, im so close
64...65...66...67...68..
This is it I moan a sigh of relief as im climaxing at my favorite number
69
I quickly gather the book and myself, I barely make it back to the front as students start filling in.
Wow that was a close one!
Once everyone is in I can finally start my lesson
"So kids we are looking at our tests today and finding the discrepancy"
