Yo mamma so fat, she presses up on the elevator, but it goes down
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops
Yo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale and said "That's my phone number"
Yo mamma so fat and greasy, she uses bacon as a bandaid
Yo mamma so fat, she on her polo shirt, she has a real horse
Yo mamma so fat, she jumps in the ocean and the whales sing," We are family, even though your fatter than me!"
Yo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale, and it said, " one at a time please"
Yo mamma so fat she has forever pancake access
Yo mamma so fat, when she steps out of the house, the neighbours yell "EARTHQUAKE"
Yo mamma so dumb, she was driving to Disney world, when she saw a sign that said "Disney world left" so she went home.
Yo mamma so dumb she sits on the tv to watch the couch
Yo mamma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall, to see what was on the other side
Yo mamma so old her social security number is 1
Yo mamma so small she hang glides on a dorito
