Creepypasta Life

Chapter One: The Early Bird Gets the, Waffles?

***NOTE: ~ only the italic bold is Insanity speaking. U may continue ^^***

        ************************************************************************************************************

 

       "Broken... Broken... BROKEN~!"

        "AGHH! Insanity..."

        "Sorry... C'mon get up! Up up up!"

        "Ugh...five more minutes..." I covered my face up with the covers and rolled in the opposite direction.

        "C'mon~! You promised BEN a game tournament AND you promised Sally you'd go to her tea party." I threw the covers off of me and sighed.

        "Ok, I'm up."

        "Good. I'll be waiting in the kitchen~!"

        "Ok." I got up and got dressed into a black t-shirt, red jeans, and black knee-high converse. I quickly brushed my hair and headed downstairs.
        The only ones who were present were Masky and Hoodie, L.J., Slender, Sally, and of course Insanity. "Hey guys."

        "Good morning Broken~!" squealed Sally.

        "Morning." says Masky.

        "Morning Broken..." said Hoodie shyly.

        "Gooooood moooorniiing~!" L.J. yelled.

        "Good morning Broken. Sleep well?" Slender said, tying an apron around his waist, about to prepare breakfast.

        "Yeah, a bit. What's for breakfast?"

        "Waffles." 'Oh that's right, "Waffle Wednesday"... Tobi's idea of course...'. I looked around and noticed no one else but us was in the kitchen.

        "Where is everyone else? Pinkamena, Herobrine, BEN, Jeff?"

        "Don't forget Tobi~!" said Sally. I sat down at the counter and watched as Slendy made the waffles. L.J. looked around as well and stuffed his mouth with candy, attempting to talk.

        "Shpeaking of Tobi where ish he?"

        "Hehehe, he might still be sleeping." Insanity spoke with a slight giggle.

        "Eh who knows." I took a sip of the glass of milk Slendy had placed by me with one of his tentacles. Slendy was done making the waffles and made our plates, setting them on the table. "First come first serve." I went to take a bite out of the waffles and Tobi ran into the kitchen. "Oh, there he is-"

        "NOBODY TOUCH THE WAFFLES." Everybody froze and looked at him blankly, while me and Insanity just rolled our eyes.

        "Calm down Tobi it's just waffles." I said taking a bite.

        "They're not just waffles. They. Are. LIFE." I rolled my eyes again and got out of my seat.

        "Fine whatever, you can have mine." He pushed me out of the way and ran to the seat, devouring the waffles like a hungry wolf pup.

        "Broken, where are you going?" Slendy said.

        "Imma go play video games with BEN. C'mon Insanity." He followed behind and we headed into the living room. "Hey BEN."

        "Wassup Broken, ready to lose!"

        "It's not me who will be losing." I grabbed the controller and he started the game.

[eh, i know, it was short... i try...]