Life Of Lana

In the beginning

- And so we meet again
- Thy words can not affect me! I shall banish you into the depths of hell!
- No matter how hard you try to keep me locked, the prophecy will come true!
- Maybe, but not today! AAAHHGGG

The all mighty Gabricka collected all her heavenly power into one ball and shot it at Matatan who, while becoming one with the sand, desperately tried to vanish with cool last words: - you may have won the battle, but not the war!
- OVERUSED! - shouted Gabricka proudly
- Fuck you!
- Atta boy!

He now hated Gabricka even more, for ruining his last chance to sound badass. That was her one and only mistake that will be a domino effect for chains of the events that are about to happen in the future.
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- A little bit to the left, Noa
- Quiet! We are being too obvious!
- No we're not! Just stay still.
- Okay okay.... did you get it? Did you take a picture?
- And say cheese!!!
- YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT, THE FLASHLIGHT!

Noa jumped to grab Lana's phone but it was probably already too late. He must have noticed.

- Now we will never have a chance at creating Loasoko picture!
- Not on my watch! As a proud captain of this ship I shall do all that is in my power to take you safely home through the tides!
- Than why do you suck so much at it? (No, literally @lanamucic)

They had a perfect plan to pretand like they're taking a picture of Noa but the twist is that Luka is in the background. Sadly, they failed.
Noa dramatically slammed her head onto the table.

- He will never love me Lana...
- Of course he will! You are so beautiful and smart and talented!
- Yes but I will never have abs and delicious ass like Lana from 1.D does!
- Oh girlie, don't you beat yourself up because of her! Your ass is so much jucier! Jiggle it queen!!!

That was Karla. Our school's totem of diversity. She was a proud black trans girl who used to be known as Karlo.

- Thank you Karla, you always know how to cheer me up
- No probs my white cinnamonbun. Know your worth! Now byeee

And just like that she leaves.

- She is right Noa! It's time to take what's yours. Go talk to him!
- Lana, no! Im too shy, he is just so good looking and masculine. His golden retriever hair, teeth white as snow, beautiful greek body...
 
Lana grabbed her and began shaking her:- GET. YOURSELF. TOGETHER.

Noa pushed herself of off her.
- You know what! You're right! He is just a boy afterall! And if I'm good at anything than it's the art of seduction.

All hyped up Lana started dancing her happy dance
- Ou yea. Ou yea. Ou yea.
But than she slipped on bannana peal (classic) and as she was falling in slow motion and mouthing nooouuuuu with her hand outstretched, Noa did nothing.
Lana ended up on the floor. Loud thud was heard! LIKE REALLY LOUD! Like something really heavy just fell. Imagine a train for example? Yeah? Good.
- Why didn't you help me... ouuughhh!!!

Noa quickly got Lana off the ground and placed herself onto Lana's previous position.

- What the fuck are you... oh... i get it...
- Hey! Noa! You alright? What happened!?

It was all part of Noa's perfectly crafted in just a couple second, masterplan.

- Ouchie, I think I hurt myself. I don't think I can stand.
- Let me help you! May I?

Asked Luka ever so politely.

- Yes, thank you.

He gently took her into his arms. Lana was crying.

- You goddamn genious, you did it! You actually fucking did it.

The ship was sailing ever so lightly. This was a beginning of something beautiful.

- Who would've thought that someone so light could make such a heavy sound haha

Okay that one kinda hurt Lana's feelings. But nevermind that! Loasoko is happy and in action and that's all that matters. Now if only someone could help HER because her bruises are very much real.

- Sometimes one must sacrifice himself for the sake of this ship

Noa and Luka were out of sight. Now it's only her alone with her thoughts. "What should i eat today? Maybe hamham? Idk... I should probably see what we have under couch first"

Than it happened! Birds had gotten wild, flying all around singing the happiest melodies. People were turning around whispering, girls throwing their bras. Heavens opened and let out one beam of light to highlight one person walking, a white haired boy. Lana's eyes widened "wow" she thought. What a sight.

She reached her phone to call Noa but she quickly changed her mind. Better not to disturb them. Anyway, if Noa came than the pretty boy would probably fall for her and that wouldn't be so cool.

- Sorry bestie, but this one is mine!
She threw her phone on the ground and stepped on in, crushing it to peaces with her heel.

Than she turned around with a cigarette in her mouth and left.