There was a distant scream mr potato went to go see only to find out it was a masher he had to turn around and run after realising. He thought he was safe after a few minutes of running so he looked back and saw the masher standing right there the fear he felt was like nothing he had ever felt before, he ran more only to run into traffic and got hit by a car, they took him to the hospital and was so worried they didnt stay long which arose suspicion upon the staff at the potato hospital. After a week of healing he was free to go but before he left he asked one of the sexy ladys there for her number (the lady
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) she replied with a "fuck no you fat ugly cunt" he was devastated so he decided to ask another girl, he asked the lady "hey could i have your number" (the lady
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) she replied with a "of course" he was excited to have a girls number for once. They went out a week later since they were busy, after the date they went back to his place a nice fancy mansion (im not pulling up a picture just imagine it fat fucks) she said "oh so your rich" he replied "yes how do you think i paid for the hospital" they both laughed in fancy then proceeded into the living room, they both got undressed looking at each other just admiring each other after a minute the girl said "you look amazing" she jumped onto him making him fall over and lay on the sofa she rubbed him up and down feeling his body he got very hard from this He said "sorry i know its big" it poked her in the eye she screamed "OW WHAT THE HELL GET YOUR PENIS SMALLER OR SOMETHING" he started to cry "why can no one appreciate my monster dong" he ran upstairs still crying basically leaving a river in his path, she ran after him and slipped breaking her neck he came down after hearing the commotion only to see her lifeless body he laughed maniacally.
He dragged her body into a room and did a ritual to bring a newborn into his life, mr potato woke up after seeing his child self in his fathers arms... he was seeing how he was born, his mother died for him to be brought into this cum filled earth.
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