The old lady heard a knock at the door she wasn't expecting a visitor so she was confused she opened the door only to find no one there she closed the door and went to the kitchen pissing herself as she went, she shat herself picked it up and put it in a chocolate pie and then put it in the oven. She was still a bit confused on why there was no one at the door, she went back to it only to see the cookie monster standing there she tried to run but she fell and then the cookie monster ate her, when the neighbours saw they called the cops. The cops arrive and then there was nothing there they thought it was a hoax, in suspicion they left. Later on in the week another incident was reported to the cops they were sceptical but still went only to find the cookie monster SHAGGING a poor homeless man, they shot at him and tried doing all they could but he wouldn't get off but when he finally did he vanished without a trace when the cops looked at the man they examined him, he had been fucked in the nose. They took him back to the station and then done an autopsy only to find a baby in his brain, everyone screamed and one officer shot it. The cookie mosnter felt its baby die and screamed which knocked earth off its planetary alignment in 12 hours the earth was going to fly into the sun. The cookie monster panicked he needed that baby to get off the plant, he only had 12 hours to make a new one he went on the search for another homeless, he found one. He started fucking him up the nose, the homeless man seemed to be enjoying it but he carried on. Within a few minutes a baby burst out the mans skull, the cookie monster jumped and screamed out making the cookie monster disguised as the moon to hear, he then was going to get teleported up but the earths trajectory was off they were to far away so his only choice was to steal a rocket. He ended up doing that but some bits were melting due to them being so close to the sun, he had to use his powers... he started shitting his lungs out making a shield around the ship, he got in and started flying away watching the earth melt bit by bit he laughed until he noticed the actual moon going to hit him. He panicked went out of the ship and started making the shit solidify so it would be stronger. The moon had split in half... the cookie monster laughed and then landed on the cookie monster moon, he then got his child out from his uncircumcised penis to show the others. He was re accepted and he shat out a new earth which would then have the avengers on it because innit 😎.. finished
