Hitashi was doing his morning PK'ING and was about to kill a pair of lovers who obviously thought that they were powerfull enough to enter Hitashi's lair but turns out they were not.
But as he was about to kill this little mongrel who just hit him dealing a mighty 0 damage , the reason for this is that Hitashi's Armour has a debuff that if the attacker is below level 200 then they will ultimately deal no damage no matter the attack, doesn't matter if it's magic, melee, archery or any other, it will deal no damage. Also if the attacker is above level 200 then they will deal 70% less damage than the attack should be so if an attack were supposed to deal 10,000 damage then it will deal 3,000 damage instead . But only 100 players are above level 200.
The maximum level is currently level 500 and only one player is that level and that is Hitashi or his username which is ______.
Only 10% of the one hundred players are above level 300 but the highest level for any one to reach other than Hitashi is level 452 and this player can only just put up a fight against Hitashi, by only just I mean he can last more than 5 minutes without hitashi holding back, but the player will always lose against Hitashi.
Sorry there I got off topic and back to the story.
Hitashi was about to kill this inferior being but his avatar suddenly stopped and froze.
IN REAL LIFE
The reason for his avatar to stop is because he put his hand in his last bag of chips and was about to take one out, but realised that there was no more chips.
IN GAME
The player who was just about to be executed took Hitashi's frozen avatar as a chance to run, so off he went. He ran faster than he ever has using all of his skills to boost his speed.
IRL
Hitashi climbed off of his chair and walked to the chip cupboard only to find that there are no more chips.
This is the last thing that Hitashi wanted as he hated going outside , and he hated socializing.
But he had to so he begrudgingly put his jacket on then put his shoes on and walked to the store.
Once at the store he got a box of his favourite chips And a 3 litre bottle of soda.
He walked to the counter and put the items on the till and once he looked up at the person scanning them he felt in love.
As he was just staring at her with her she was looking at him with love in her eyes.
Although hitashi was a shut-in he did actually looked quite hot and he knew that but he couldn't care less because all he cared about was his favourite game.
But as he asked her how much it was she replied with.
Hot girl: "are you single?"
Hitashi was taken back by this as he was never asked this in his life.
Hitashi: "y-yes why?"
Hot girl: "because I kinda think your hot so wanna go out?"
Hitashi: "s-sure"
The hot girl was so happy that she completely forgot about her job.
Hitashi: "so how much?"
Hot girl: "$16 please."
Hitashi was about to get his wallet and bring out the money but there was a screech outside.
Every body went to check except Hitashi and the hot girl.
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Isekai'd into the world of Eizorwan
FantasyHitashi was doing his daily PK'ING and killing anyone who dares to enter his throne room. he was playing his favourite game "Eizorcraft". Hitashi was a shut-in gamer who spends his entire life playing Eizorcraft. His username was "___" or people cal...
