A/N: I mean. yes
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WoF: hey Retinazer, could you pass me the salt?
Retinazer: *throws Spazmatism across the table*
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Moonlord: hey is anyone d-
Lunatic Cultist: dead?
EoL: drunk?
Queen Slime: drained?
Plantera: depressed?
Golem: deprived of sleep?
Moonlord: -done with your drink..? what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
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BoC: if a rooster laid an egg on the roof, which direction would it roll down?
EoW: ...down?
BoC: n-
Skeletron: who cares which direction it rolls down? it'll be a scrambled egg by the time it reaches the bottom
Boc: no it's just that... roosters don't lay eggs, jesus christ Skeletron-
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King Slime: truth or dare
EoC: truth
King Slime: how many of hours of sleep did you get last night
EoC: ...dare
King Slime: go to sleep
EoC: i hate this game
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Retinazer: there is only one thing worse than a rapist
*she pulls up a sheet of paper*
Retinazer: boom.
Spazmatism: a child
Retinazer: no
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Destroyer: i'm quick at maths
SP: what's 2367 x 9873
Destroyer: 23
SP: that's absolutely not the right answer
Destroyer: but it was a quick answer
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Duke Fishron: guys, i impulsively bought a snake, what do i name him
Plantera: you did WHAT-
Golem: William Snakespeare.
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Queen Bee; *holds up a bottle* is this whiskey or perfume?
EoW: *chugs on bottle*
EoW: it's perfume.
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WoF: change in inedible.
EoC: don't you mean inevitable?
WoF, spitting out coins: no, no i do not
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Lunatic Cultist: i'm not out of control! i'm a law abiding citizen!
EoL: really? name one law
Lunatic Cultist: don't kill people
EoL: that's on me, i set the bar too low.
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Spazmatism: that's one of my biggest fears. like, what if i woke up one day as a donut?
Destroyer: you would eat yourself...?
Spazmatism: i wouldn't even question it
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BoC: hey Skeletron, can i have taste of your water?
Skeletron; it's not water
BoC: oh, vodka? i like your style
Skeletron: it's vinegar.
BoC: wh...WHA-
Skeletron: it's vinegar, COWARD.
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