We Aren't That Different ( Rick Sanchez )

"Show me what you got!!"

( don't listen to the music till I tell you )
: episode- Get Schwifty :

Rick and morty was flown to the stage, as Morty was about to press the button. A portal stop him, a leg came out then a women, kicking Rick down the steps. Morty ran to Rick to check on him, he sat up and glared at the figure walking out of the portal.

"R-Rick! Are you okay?"
"W-wh -uuurrp- at happen?" Rick ask, still couldn't get a good sight. But his vision came clear

Looking up Morty and Rick saw two girls appeared out of a portal. One with blue hair up into two buns and one with brown long hair. Leaning on each other's back, crossing their arms as they look up at the huge head.

"Show me what you got!" The big head yelled, the blue haired girl came up to the mic

"You got it big boy" she turn to the other girl "Come on molly, hit a button"
"B-but Roxana, I-I think we should pack all our stuff and portal out of here"

"Chillax baby sis, great players don't play with anxiety. So just press a fucking button"
"Okay, oh my.. um"

Rick and Morty both got up, running up the steps, music started playing "Shit!! -uurrp- those two idiots are gonna kill us morty!"
"O-oh fuck!!" Morty says.

( now play the song, you can find her on YouTube - Rain Paris - 'Slumber Party' )
-Rox sings most of the song and Molly sings the small parts with Britney Spears and Wednesday Adams-

The song ended, the head sat their for a minute.

"I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT. GOOD JOB." The head flies away and both of the girls high five. Rick runs up, going to them.

"You could of gotten us killed! Yo-uurrrp- bit-" Rick stop, seeing them. The blue haired girl wearing a lab coat and a brown haired girl wearing the same exact clothes as Morty.

Roxana rolled her eyes "listen, old man. Go back to the retirement home. Let the professionals handle this"

On the other side, Molly stood their and Morty came up "H-hey.. I'm m-morty"
"I'm Molly, n-nice to meet you"
"T-this is bullshit, my grandpa tries to a-save the world and he gets in a fight with a young girl who beat him"
Molly giggled "y-yeah, Roxana. My sister saw the c-cromulons and j-just portal us here. S-she didn't want your grandpa to d-destroy the world"
"R-rick didn't want Roxana to destroy the world!"

Both Molly and Morty laugh, Roxana was in Ricks face, smelling the alcohol on his breath made her gag a bit "old man, learn to brush your t-" Rox got interrupted by the ground shaking, falling into Rick who caught her.

The Earth is surrounded by an energy field and disappears. Earth reappears in another galaxy with four other planets, a disco ball-like sun, and several different-colored Cromulons looking at Earth.

"What the hell happened?" The president ran up to the group, Rox and Rick look at the sky.
"I think planet Earth has just been transported." Rick and Rox both say, the president look at the screen.

On the Screen shows different bands of different aliens on different stages. Dance music plays in the background as the Cromulon narrates.

"WE ASKED THEM TO SHOW US WHAT THEY GOT. AND THEY DID. NOW WE'LL SEE WHICH OF THEM HAS GOT THE MOST. 24 HOURS, FIVE PLANETS, FIVE SONGS. BUT IN THE END, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. PLANET MUSIC All participation is involuntary. Disqualified and losing planets are disintegrated by plasma ray."

Roxana sat beside the president with her feet on the table, Molly stood beside her as everyone look at the screen.

"Uhh, it's probably a bad time to mention it, but any astronauts you guys had in orbit are definitely dead." Rick says, making Roxana giggle. Rick look over to her and he frown, she put the middle finger up at him with a smirk on her face.

On the screen: music started to play and a planet showed up

"Welcome back to Planet Music! First up, let's hear the latest song from planet Parblesnops. The Greebybobes! SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT."

Greebybobe: "Hold it, hold it, stop! Music isn't about competition or captivity! If you love music, you love freedom. Let these worlds be free, please!"
"DISQUALIFIED!"

"There's one every season. Moving on to planet Arbolez Meterosos. Arbolian Meterososians. SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT."
Arbolian Meterososian: "Ah two, three, four..."
The Arbolian Meterososians play a very simple and underwhelming song while looking at the Cromulons for approval.

At area51 Rox, Molly, Rick and Morty with Ice-T in the studio with instruments, Rick is playing a bass, Morty is poking at a keyboard.

Roxana took the bass from Rick and Rick glared at her, they couldn't choose a song.

A aide came in "Rick, Morty, Ice-T. The timetable's moved up. Earth's on in six hours."

"Like we're not already under enough pressure!" Morty flips a bowl of peanuts at the aide and it hits him in the head. The aide leaves, making Molly gasp.

"Whoa ho ho ho!" Ice-T says
"Yo kid, The guy's just doing his job. Take it easy." Rox says, Molly nods at morty.

"could you guys take it less easy?! We've got six hours to come up with a song!" Molly says
"Yeah. We need to work harder" morty agrees with Molly.

"Ugh.. Molly. Mort... morta. Genius happens in the moment" Rox says, walking to the table, pressing the key On the keyboard Rick laughs as it says 'balls'

After going back and forth Morty walk over to Ricks portal gun

"Morty, Morty, stop! Listen! There's only so much charge left in this thing. If we portal home from here and back, we're not gonna have enough charge left to get off-world. Get it?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, *burp* you see, I try to shelter you from certain realities, *burp* Morty. Cause if I let you make me nervous, then we can't get schwifty."

"Stop saying it like it's a thing! You made it up!" Morty yells "just because you didn't get to sing it cause Roxana beat you to it!"

"Hey morty" a lustful sexual voice came behind rick, getting close to him. Roxana smiled at him "could you do me a favor?" Rox flutter her eyelashes at him

"W-What?"

"Could you lick my..." Rox presses keys on the keyboard with the sample of rick  saying 'balls' making Rick laugh at Rox.