The first day I saw him... Xiao.
Many people walk past others without a thought, while many stop and stare. But he, he was different. He didn't just stop and stare, he did something much worse.
My name is Tōmāra mā, which is an ethnic bangladeshi name meaning "your mom". I usually take daily walks but today was different. I was dazed without a thought, mindless at best. I drank too much last night after breaking up with my boyfriend, Albedo who had cheated on me with some green haired leprechaun bitch. I stumbled into an alleyway when I spotted a man dressed in black, he had the sexiest hair ever. He wasn't a snack, he was a full course meal!
Being drunk, I walked up to him and grabbed his collar, "What's your name handsome?" I said. He said "Xiao. Go fuck yourself" I looked up at his sexy delicious eyes and said, "let's date"
Xiao pushed me away and gave me a disgusted look. In anger I grabbed his collar and yelled "YOU'RE A FUCKING DICK YOU LEFT ME FOR THAT SUCROSE SKANK BITCH??" I was screaming in his face. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR BREATH REEKS!" He yelled at me and pulled his hands off me.
"Hey wanna have sex lol" I said all of a sudden. "Sure stranger I just met thats drunk!" Xiao replied.
We went to Xiao's house and there were guns everywhere. We went on the bed then he pulled out his cock. It was like bigger than the Burj Khalifa! I pull my pants down then we had sex and then Ganyu walked in. "Xiao.. I'm with Keqing."
Xiao replied "ok"
"WHO IS THIS SKANK" I yelled!
"I'm dating some twilight sparkle looking bitch" Ganyu replied, referring to Keqing.
Then they all died from Zhongli
