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Buzz lightyear x woody

it was an ordinary day for buzz lightyear. He was on grubhub (because it's better than pornhub) but then he went to pornhub because he got bored. anyways WOODY caught him watching p0rn on his phone and he was like "oOoOo Is BuZz A sUsSy BaKa?" 🌝😩🥵🤭😳😏And buzz was like " i am nothing of the sort uwu" 🤪🥺😭🥵😩💝 #emo #brocken! Then ANDY came in was horrified because he saw buzz watching porn on his phone. Andy was so horrified but then he was like "oh wait I recognize that girl🌚" anyways he watched porn with all his toys but died of shock because they would do such things! Andy was rushed to the hospital and was pronounced dead 69 days later.

Woody was so proud of buzz. "Because of the sussy Baka we don't have to be a slave to that whore Andy!" "Awww stooooooop🥺🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻", said buzz. then woody and buzz watched porn together in the sunset and aggressively made out and then bo peep caught them and then they all had a threesome. And then there was a massive orgy between all the toysz 😩🌚👍

The next day woody and buzz got married and kissed and then they had seggz to some more
P0rn. Then they ordered GrubHub and got mikdonalds but it was a porn star who delivered the food. The man was the pizza man and he had seggz with them. But he couldn't believe he had sex with toys so he died from shock 69 days later in the hospital.