ALEX 'S POV: i woke up next to my beautiful prince obama, he likes it when i call him my sugarboo teddy bear sweety pie shit 🥺🥺. he was still sleeping and snoring like a fucking bear, it was so cute ;). i tried to move but he woke up and screamed at me for waking him up, im literally so in love with this dumbo swety pie🙂.
"alex u fucking son of a bitch. omg im not feeling to well" he said and ran to the bathroom and i ran as quickly as possible behind him, staring at his fat badonkadonk😍.
he closed the door before i could get in and locked it, i heard weird gagging sounds and chunky sounds in the toilet. it sounded like he was throwing up the apple slices and baby cookies i have him yesterday. "barack are u okay?!?" he said and he came out of the bathroom with a little barf around his mouth. "alex i think i might be pregnant" obama said. i gasped and said "omg im so happy we have to get a pregnancy test, also u have a little barf around ur mouth let me fix it for u baby." my thumb swiped across his mouth and i wiped it all away. "lick it" obama said with a smirk😏. i licked off my finger with barf on it and said "i love the taste of ur barf u silly little baka. we went to the grocery store to get a pregnancy test and we got 3. we got home and barack went to the bathroom, but since our toilet was clogged bc or his barf he peed in my hands instead, it was so warm and yellow 😍😍. they all came out as positive and we jumped across the bathroom hand in hand jumping in circles, crying of happenis.
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