My girlfriends a hot killer (Five X Reader)

Page 3 chapter 1: we only see each other at weddings and funerals

Vanya- oh ~Sad~

~Camera shutters clicking~

Sir Reginald-  Our world is changing. Has changed. There are among us gifted abilities far beyond the ordinary. I have adopted seven such children.

Y/n- ~Yells~ He adopted eight children! ~Y/n corrected~

~Sir Reginald gives Y/n a death glare then turn back to talk~

Sir Reginald- I give you the inaugural class of the Umbrella Academy.

The crowd- Mr. Hargreeves! Mr. Hargreeves. Channel 9 News. What happened to their parents?

Sir Reginald- They were suitably compensated.

The crowd- Are you concerned about the welfare of the children?

(Ima call Sir Reginald, Sir yk cuz this girl is lazy 💀~

Sir- Of course. Am I am for the fate of the world.

~Camera shutters clicking~

-END OF FLASHBACK-

Klaus- Listen up, old man. You know, if I was murdered, and if one of my sons--adopted sons-- happened to be able to compare with the dead, I might think about, ~Laughs~ I don't know, I don't know... Manifesting! ~Holds his hands out~ Do the whole big angry ghost lecture. ~puts his hands down~ Tell everyone who done it, and find eternal peace. Eternal peace is probably overrated. ~sighs and waits for Sir to respond~ Come on now, Reggie. Any time now. ~plays with his belly button~ Please. ~Chuckles~

-Meanwhile with Five and y/n-

Y/n- Five, I want some coffee.

Five- I want some too but you don't see me complaining ~Annoyed by Y/n actions~

Y/n- You don't have to be mean about it dummy

Five- how am I a dummy if I'm doing the math? ~Trynna be smart~

Y/n- You wouldn't let me do it your so stubborn ~annoyed~

Five- Says the person who wouldn't let me help them kill Janice.

Y/n- I don't need any help to kill. I didn't need you when I killed the last 51 people, did I?

Five-Oh Please, I killed way more.

Y/n- yea sureeee how many you killed? 3? ~Chuckles~

Five- Oh, Really-

- Back at the Academy-

~Floors squeaking~

~Luther walks into his old room and examines it~

~Allison in her old room and looks at a magazine when she was younger and the looked at a necklace Luther gave to her when they were teenagers~

~Klaus was in the kitchen~

Klaus- Oh. Three? Okay! ~Eats and sighs~

-MEANWHILE WITH FIVE AND Y/n-

Y/n- Ugh, can I do the math?

Five- No, you're too stupid to do it!

Y/n- But who found Greta?

Five- You! That doesn't mean you are smart.

Y/n- Don't make me kill you! You get so annoying after a while. Can't believe I spent the last 45 years with you, without killing you!

Five-Oh, come on I want to kill you too!

Y/n- Shut up, you know you love me-

Five- Mhm, Sureeee ' I love her, she kills and ignores me, I thought'

- Back at the Academy -

~player clicking~

🎶I think we're alone now🎶

🎶children behave, That's what they say when we're together🎶

-With Y/n and Five-

Y/n- I want to go home!

Five- I do to! I could finish doing the math if you can shut up!

Y/n- your annoying and you stank, you smell like ass.

Five- Wait, Guess what!?

Y/n- What?

Five- I don't care

Y/n- I have a gun in my hand and I might use it on somebody I know.

Five- Aha! I found the way to get back home!

Y/n- Wait! REALLY?!

Five- Yep, were goin home.

~Five picks up the briefcase and throws it to make a blue portal~

Five- Let's go ~ Pulls y/n'a hand~

-BACK AT THE ACADEMY-