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god x satan

god was watching down on these two random children and they were both talking about getting railed by Satan. He thought "yep they're both going str8 to hell". Well all of the sudden Satan appeared. "Oh my graciousness what the ding dong dildo are you doing here in the land of the forgiven souls?", questioned GOD. "Well well well", Satan said! "I know i don't come here often but apparently some of the hot demons in hell stole all my dildos and vibrators and butt plugs 🔌 so I came to see if you had a spare!" "holy Jesus fucking Christ oh my god!", exclaimed god, he was about to finish his sentence when he was suddenly teleported to hell alongside Satan. "What in the shrek's sex toy collection just happened?" God said. "You got sent to hell for using your own name in vain, dirty whore." Well those words turned god on. His son had inherited his kinkiness. (As you know Jesus loved being tied up and nailed to crosses 😏) oh yeah, shit" said god. Expecting to see people being burned Alive and locked in cages, god was surprised to see a bustling city 🌃 and beautiful red sky. Also he saw many people dancing and partying! "Oh yeah the sex toys" said god. "Now that I'm here I don't have any!" "Oh so you did had some sussy Baka" said Satan. "Stahp I am nothing of the sort🥺😩😣💓" , said god. "Well I can get my seggz toys later but for now i can just use my fingers and my shlong on you" said Satan. All of a sudden god became cReAmY. They went back to Satans mansion and had kinky sex. God was tied to a cross and also was blindfolded with a gag in his mouth. "As you can see im not very vanilla" said Satan. Then they creamed on each other for the rest of the day.