im the pervert

Chapter 1

^^^Sam's POV^^^

I walked up to a girl with a big ass and said "baby I'll treat you like home work and do you all night long".
She replied "pick up lines really"?
I walked off finding my next victim.
I found her and said " I might as well call you Google because you have everything that I'm looking for".
She got out a sheet of paper with her name and number on it and said "don't forget my name sam."
"All right Riley," I said looking at the paper.
I walked down the hall and seen this girl named Piper. Today see was wearing a short dress and that only meant one thing, great time for a pick up line.
"Are your legs nutella because I'd like to spread them," I said.
"Yeah if you don't believe me come down to my room tonight," said Piper.
"OK," I said.
I walked down to the library because we were having English. I was so glad we were having English because Mrs. Casy has really big melons. I walked in the library and seen that Mrs. Casy wasted coffee on her melons. Me and Mrs. Casy were the only ones in there, so I ran over to her and started whipping off the coffee off her melons.
"Stop,"said mrs. Casy.
"Can I have directions," I asked?
"To what," asked Mrs. Casy?
"To your heart," I replied.
After that there was silence.

While everybody started flowing in I went to the back and got on my phone and went on Instagram. I went on Paige's page and liked all her picks. Then I gave her a shout out.

Heard a lot of giggles and looked around. Everybody was staring at me. I looked around some more and noticed that Mrs. Casy was right behind me.
"Here's your detention slip and don't skip it you go right after lunch," said Mrs. Casy.
"Ok," I replied.
"Oh and here's a real book I want you to read chapters 1-7 and I want a page essay on it by Monday, "said Mrs. Casy.
"Ok," I said walking away because the bell rang.

I was walking to the café when my closets friend came running up to me.
"Hey Kim," I said joyful.
"Hey Sam," Kim said.
"So I got detention," I said.
"What the hell, how," she asked?
"You know your best friend Paige"?
"Yeah"
"Well I got on Instagram and went on her page and stuff then the teacher was right behind me," I explained.
"Oh well me and Paige tried to ditch class and we got detention.
" Cool meet you after lunch,"I said.

I walked into the café and ordered, a coke, buffalo wings, and fries. I sat at a table with my friends Mark lingwish, Carl Simson, Daniel Cay, and Kimberly Washington.
I sat next to Kim who was trying to invite Paige. After Paige got a Caesar salad and a Sprite she came to our table.
I passed a note to her that said, "your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine"?
She replied " they would like to meet this salad".
Then I wrote "there's 20 letters in the alphabet right"?
" no 26".
"I must have forgotten u r a q t
" U forgot a letter"
"I'll save the d for l8ter"
"Oh my gosh," Paige said in her soft kind-of squeaky voice.
"It was really sexy.
After that. Kim and Paige was talking about how cute Luke is.
Luke is my baby brother.

I finished my lunch then left.
While I was walking I ran into Riley.
" hey riley,"I said.
"Ican'ttutoryoutonightIhavetogobye," Riley said really fast.
"OK," I said and walked away.

I walked to detention and gave my pass to Mr.wakenburg and sat in the back corner of the room.
I took out my book and read the book "Living In Room Through Room".

I read the chapters and started my essay.
" what are you doing,"asked Kimberly?
"An essay Mrs. Casy is making me do," I replied.
"When is it due," asked Kimberly?
"It's due Monday," I said.
"You have Saturday and Sunday," said Kim.
"No we're going on a family trip," I said.
"And you didn't invite me," kim said in a baby voice.
"Its FAMILY," I said.
"where are y'all going," said Kim?
"We are going to New Orleans," I said.
"Oh well what about your little "plans"," Kim asked?
"Oh I'll have time don't worry and keep my little Paige safe," I said.
"She's not your's.. Yet," Kim said.
"Good clue word 'yet'," I said.
"Just read your dumb book Mr.w starting to look," Kim said.