Oh The Lemon God Was True...

Short Vines

Bruh I just feel like doing this, don't ask

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Y/N *wheezing* - "W-wait can you repeat that?"

Turquoise annoyed - "I said, who ever threw that paper plane your mom's a hoe"

Sam- "Well it's not the Lemon God since he's already the hoe, we don't need two"

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Lemon God- "Spell Me"

Ponk- "Okay? M-E

Lemon God- "You forget the D"

Ponk- "What no? There is no D in Me! Stoopid"

Lemon God - "Not yet-"

Y/N coming out of no where and starts choking the God, "No! Only Sam and Foolish can say that to Ponk!"

Lemon God levitating Y/N, "Turquoise made me say that"

***"A few moments later***

Turquoise chilling until hearing Dream's speed run music

"Welp! I'mma die-"

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Sam- "Hey how much money do you have?"

Ponk- "Um 59¢?"

Sam- "Oh you know what that means-"

Ponk- "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggies-"

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Y/N arguring/ fighting with the Lemon God

Turquoise- "Oh yes my daily tea"

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Foolish- "I saw you hanging out with the Lemon God yesterday"

Ponk- "It's not what you think!"

Sam- "I won't hesitate b!tch"

RIP Ponk's other Arm

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Sam- "Why is Y/N smiling?"

Y/N- "Why? Am I not allowed?"

Foolish, laughing- "She/Him/Them push the Lemon hoe down the stairs

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Turquoise- "If there's one thing I know how to do in this house hold is how to cook!"

Y/N- "So what you making over there? Fire?"

Turquoise- "Wait what? Oh my 343!"

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IDK anymore, this was for fun. If you were having a bad day I hoped this cheered you up a bit. I might do more, but if you want more, I'll do comic's if you want me to.

To End this I'mma do a wholesome fact's about the story

1- Dream and Ponk were good friend's back then, they were called 'Lemon and Lime'

2- The Lemon God is part non-binary, using him/he and they/them

3- XD created and raised his family, because he wanted to know how it felt to be part of a family

4- XD and the Lemon God used to be good friends back then, so it hurted XD when he banished his old friend away

5- XD once had a crush on the Lemon God, but knew he'll never had the chance so he ingored those feelings

6- Karl met the Lemon God a few times during his Time hops and had a good time with him

7- Sam can purr, but it's pretty low

8- Foolish Used to rant about his crush on Ponk to the new Goddess of Death, now he rants on how his lover's are perfect to his eye's

9- When Tommy and Tubbo were babies back then, Tubbo would create mini Forest theme playground, don't ask how he did it

10- XD trusted Puffy enough to take care of Dream when he was a baby, and allowed her to take Dream on adventures

11- Techno and Dream Used to play Knight's when they were toddler's, Karl being the Queen and Ponk the King, Wilbur was the advisor and musician, Philza would just smile at their plays

12- Philza introduced the kids to his wife, Kristin and she was afriad of scaring them, but turns out they weren't. Kristin was in cloud nine when they were being adorable and nice to her, fun fact she tired to steal them away

13- Lucid, Nightmare, XD are brother's and Lucid didn't approve the whole 'Family thing' well he was wrong, he soon loved the family, Nightmare didn't pay much in mind, but still was over protected of them

14- Nightmare likes to be around Dream, tries to cheer him up with some jokes (sometimes dark humor jokes-)

15- Ponk loves it when he's his Lover's are scratching him, he may not be a cat, but he likes it.  When he's upset Sam and Foolish would always scratch him. He's a bit flustered when someone knows

Well I'mma leave Palettes! Be safe and take care! See ya until Friday or so, I might do more of these if you want me to. For now peace Palettes! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤