That time Zayn wanted to start a Nickleback coverband

He woke up to 47 texts. 47 texts! His head was pounding and he wanted to puke. He must have been really drunk last night. He didn't remember that much.

He got up and stumbled his way to the bathroom. He puked a little and washed his mouth before he took two painkillers.
"Are you okay?" Liam shouted.

"Hungover." Zayn replied on his way back to bed.

He laid down again and Liam pulled him closer. Then he remembered all the text. He picked up his phone and started to scroll through them. He let out a small gasp. He had texted everyone on his phone last night. He read the text.

Hi! Besssst plannn ever! Lets start a Nickleback cover bband caled Nacklebick. R u in?

"No, no, no." He muttered.

"Look what I did last night." Zayn sighed and handed the phone to Liam who read the text and burst out laughing.
"Stop! I'm mortified."

"I'll be in your band sweetie. Let's see if someone else wants to join." Liam teased and scrolled through the texts.
He started to read them out loud.

Louis
Over my dead body. Go to sleep.

Niall
Why not?

Harry
Ehm, no? Sorry mate.

"Oh, this is a good one." Liam chuckled.

Beyonce
Who is this and how did you get my number?

Zayn blushed.
"She gave it to me!"

"She doesn't seem to remember that." Liam smirked. He was enjoying this. He continued to read.

Alexander
Sure Z, I'll play the triangle.

Zayn actually smirked from that.
"Your friend, right?" Liam questioned.

"Yeah." Zayn confirmed.

"Oh, listen to this!" Liam continued.

Lady Gaga
I'm an original.

"Well, she's not wrong." Zayn chuckled.

"Oh God, listen to this!" Liam almost yelled.

Ozzy Osbourne
Are you that young man from that boyband? Not my style, kiddo!

"Fuuuuck!" Zayn wheezed and cover his face with his hands, absolutely mortified.

Liam continued reading.

Roman Kemp
How high are you on a scale from 1000 to eternity? Hilarious! I'm so reading this text in my next show.

James Corden
I thought you would never ask! Of course. 😂

Luke
I think we're both too busy for that. Not loving the name, bro. Haha

"Okay, stop!" Zayn whined.

Liam cuddled him until they had to get dressed and meet the guys for breakfast. The boys were already eating. Louis smirked when he spotted Zayn.
"A Nickleback cover band huh?"

Zayn sat down with a deep sigh.
"I sent that to everyone on my phone."

"What? That's flicking hilarious! Did anyone reply? Please, you have to read them out loud." Louis giggled.

Zayn rolled his eyes but handed him his phone. Louis started to scroll through the text messages and read out loud. 

Ellen
I'm gonna be the lead singer, right?

Mitch, the Gardener
Hi Mr. Malik, I don't know if this text was meant for me or not but I would love to! I play the drums!

"Who's Mitch the Gardener?" Harry wondered.

"My gardener. The one taking care of my lawn." Zayn muttered and everyone burst out laughing.

"Hilarious. Well, so far you have a lead singer, Ellen, a drummer, your gardener, Alexander on the triangle, and James Corden. Quite the band." Liam teased with a grin. 

"Wait, here's one more!"

Max (plumber)

Sure! Sounds fun. I need more details though. Call me?

"Is that actually your plumber?" Niall chuckled.

"Yeeees!" Zayn whined.

"Who's Ava, don't answer?" Louis asked.

Zayn gasped and his eyes flickered at Liam.
"Someone I hooked up with once, before. Years ago."

Louis read the text.

Ava, don't answer
Oh Zaynie boy, is this your way of reaching out? You silly goose. Just call me and I'll meet you. ❤❤❤

"Fuck no! I had a hard time getting away from her. She called me 24/7 even if I had told her that nothing more would happen between us. Crap!" Zayn sighed.

"Sorry, mate." Niall said.

Zayn waved at Louis to get his phone back. He sighed and composed a text and sent it to all.

Please ignore my text from yesterday. I'm really sorry. /Zayn

"That's it. Neither of us can be trusted with our phones when we're drunk." Harry stated.

"That's just you and Zayn." Niall smirked.

"Yeah, but I'll take my spirit animals any day, instead of a drunken text." Harry chuckled.

"Nacklebick? How the hell did you come up with that name?" Louis chuckled.

"I have no idea." Zayn sighed.

His phone continued to receive texts for two days and he was too embarrassed to read any of them. He was never drinking again!

The End