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No ones Pov:
Yet another not so peaceful morning in the ever so mysterious Oletus manor.
Aesop's Pov:
The gray haired male had awoken from his peaceful slumber. His ass hurt because the coffin he was sleeping in was not so soft. He yawned and said "mmm.. penis".
Aesop soon then dragged his heavy twink body to the nearest restroom. Drowsily dragging his hand across the sink counter, searching for his favourite eyeliner pen.
The gray haired twink felt like he was missing something. And then it struck him! He hadn't styled his hair! He opened one of his drawers and picked up a bottle of mayonnaise. The young adult scooped up some thick liquid and put it in his hair. Aesop had now become swag.
Meanwhile in the hunters manor:
Joseph's pov:
The photographer's morning did not start off as smoothly. His old ass had to be brought back with a defibrillator since his heart had stopped during his beauty sleep (as if it could fix his disgusting face, there ain't no going back from that fosho.)
The old senile took a sharp inhale whlist jolting back to life (unfortunately...)
"RHOBBIEE! WHERE IZ THINE WHIIG?" The old man yelled in a raspy tone.
"That darned little rapzcallion iz off to play with the zurvivorz again I azzume hmph"
Joseph therefore had an idea, which was in his case quite rare.
"I zhall 'borrow' one of Mary'z wigz! That old hag iz never going to zee it xoming mwuehehe" Boseph giggeled cutely.
"Salut, mon ami! May i perhapz cutely zcalp you?" the silly french idiot asked.
"HOW DAREZ YOU ASK ME ZUCH A QUESTION?! OF COURESES NOT!" The woman with no head( lmao) shouted back at the french dude with semen colored hair.
Joseph then proceded to scalp Mary. Her screams could problaby be heard echoing through the manor if Joseph did not put on a hello kitty ball gag on the woman to silence her.
Excited peepaw then strutted down the long manor halls to get ready for his upcoming match. While waiting he chomped on a yummy baguette (too bad it wasn't aesop's...).
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