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Guest Star of this oneshot: Dracunyana (Dracunyan's Twin Sister aka female counterpart)
Reader Info
Species: Baby Squirrel
Y/n - Your Name
L/n - Last Name
E/c - Eye Color
F/c - Favorite (Fur) Color
A/n: Skaggles the Squirrel is not having the best life after he burnt down his own house, stuck in a dead-end job and he is still living in his own car after his own house was burned down into the ground, but when he finds a small baby squirrel nearby and he was going to leave the baby behind, but his own heart just could let the little baby die alone. So he took the poor baby to his truck and he tries his best to take care of the little one. Luckily for him, comes across a female vampire Yo-Kai cat named Dracunyana that is more than willing to help the poor Squirrel out and the poor dear little baby squirrel whatever it takes.
A/n #2: Skaggles the Squirrel is a Happy Tree Friends fan-made character from Youtube. Link to his channel:
Location: Somewhere at a highway - Skaggles' own car (Current Living)
Date: August 23, 1987
Time: 1:35 PM
No POV
Somewhere at a nearby highway that about 15 miles away from Happy Tree Village comes around a black car that is owned by a homeless tan colored Squirrel by the name of Skaggles the Squirrel, who is having the worst time of his life. He had his own house burned down to the ground by his own psychotic cat that loves to play with fire or probably his own angry drunk side of himself that used a freaking flamethrower that literally burned down his own house. Now he's living in his own car with his sentient laptop computer, Chip while being stuck at a dead-end job to keep himself from being ended up on the streets.
Despite of the situation he is in now, you can't help but feel sorry for him. He always get humiliated every Halloween Night when goes trick-or-treating in a Mudkip costume that he worked so hard on, he's being having nightmares about an evil side of himself that tries to kill him in his sleep and who can forget the time when he had to walk all the way to the gas station to get more gas for his car with only three dollars in his wallet even after he discovered that all the food he had in the cooler in his car that is enough to keep him from getting hungry for 5 months until a family of rats ate all the food and after Splendid attack him for no reason mistakenly for the guy that tried to rob the gas station that Skaggles was trying to get gas at the same gas station he was in, leaving him with nothing but lots of scraps and bruises and a broken arm.
Then it was time for Skaggles to wake up with a hangover after he drank a whole bottle of vodka last night that he managed to scrounge money from his dead end job by his stuck-up boss that change his schedule from 5 days a week to 7 days of week. Can he at least catch a break for once? I mean really? What did he ever do to you guys at all? Seriously, let him have a chance for a better life for once! God!!
Anyways, back to the main part of the story...
Skaggles: *Groans* God, I hate my life!
Chip: I hate your life too, man.
Skaggles: Shut up chip!! It's not my fault that we got stuck out here in the middle of nowhere after my house was burned down.
Chip: Then maybe you should've let your own cat play with the blow torch then.
Skaggles: *Scoffs* Whatever.
Dracunyan (looks at reader): See what I mean?
Then suddenly, the two of them heard the sound crying that is close by, which seems to make Skaggles' headache hurt even worse by the sound of the crying.
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