the mis-adventures of brian and bri

part 1

a/n: this is all for jokes and for fun, if you are triggered by what the characters say then leave respectfully.

brian's pov

"BRI I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND I HOPE YOU DIE YOU FAT BITCH"

i'm furious with bri right now. he ate the rest of my fucking yogurt.

"brian you can literally kill yourself if you break your arm, stop talking to me" he scoffed and enjoyed the yogurt in front of me.

"guys stop" fred rolled his eyes.

"off yourself" i mumbled when i walked past bri.

bri threw the yogurt on me. "you are so mean to me because i'm new here, huh?"

"you guys don't have to fake hating each other, brian we know you and bri be freaky at night with the step dad and step daughter roleplay so don't hide it" roger laughed.

suddenly bri and i got into a fight. he pulled my hair and yanked my clothes.

we fought for a good 10 minutes before john put us in the get along shirt.

"you guys can not leave until you learn your lessons" he said.

"let me out!" bri threw a fit.

"if you would stop moving like an asshole then maybe our time in here would be shortened" i rolled my eyes.

bri cried.

freddie took her out the shirt and held her like a baby. "it's okay bri it's okay"

suddenly bri turned little. oh my god this childish ass bitch like goddamn.

"he so mean!" he cried and turned away.

i felt kinda bad now, because i love bri but i just hide it by being rude.

bri cried. john was furious with us, as always because we always get into arguments.

"brian if you were that upset about yogurt you would go to the store and get more" he huffed.

freddie put bri down and he ran into the kitchen and came back with a knife.

"BRI STOP DONT THROW THAT" freddie tried to grab it but bri started chasing after me with it.

"free entertainment, i will get popcorn-"

"ROGER SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP PLEASE" john screamed.

i ran away from bri because i would rather run for my life than get killed by someone who's a year younger than me. no ma'am.

"STOP SOMEONE GET BRI PLEASE"

"I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU SKINNY BITCH IM GONNA KILL YOU" bri sounded like a goddamn terrorist.

i stopped running and just stood there until he came closer, then i grabbed the knife and threw it somewhere and picked him up.

"put me down"

"no youre adorable"

i cooed at bri. he huffed.

"awwwwwwwwwww look at the cute baby"

the boys stared at me. "boy what da hell boy"

"put me down please" bri crossed his arms.

"i can't put the adorable baby down!"

"yes you can now put me down"

"fine" i put bri down but he whined.

"okay pick me back up!"

"y'all were just fighting 30 seconds ago-"

i picked bri up again.

"i told you guys they like each other and they have sex and stuff in private i'm not lying" roger cut freddie off.

"who cares what they do tho? as long as they're of age, which they are, then it's perfectly fine" john nodded.