The Green Bonehead

The Entrance Exam

Kyoka's pov :
Almost a year after I met The Green Reaper, I'm about to take the UA test! I continued to follow the action of The Green Reaper on the news and was happy to see that he was still at large. The detective Tsukauchi asked me a week or two after the event to come with him so I could identify The Green Reaper. The results were that everyone except a guy were questioned. But said guy was quirkless, nervous and his voice was a bit too light... Besides, he was... Fleshy. The only thing that stood out was his green eyes that were like softer version of the vibrant one of the vigilante. He had diamond shaped freckles like the girl from his class, so, probably her twin. The teacher said that he was now disappearing at each break and that when the day was finished, he was out before anyone else could reach for him, and no one knows where he is going. Anyway. The gates of UA were in front of me. As was a guy about to fall. I ran and caught him, straightening him :
"Hey, would have been a shame if you fell. Watch where you step." I said smiling at him slightly. Until I saw that under the blue hoodie was a skeleton face : a well known one : "G-gr-green Reaper!?"
"Huh yeah... Thanks err... Please talk lower... The name's Sans Kokada."
(A/N: from Japanese Kokaku=Bones Dajare=pun) he said removing his headphones, and I could hear what he was listening to :

"Sans the skeleton, I am the Vigilante everyone names The Green Reaper, but I want to have my hero license. And you?"
"Oh errr I'm Kyoka... Kyoka Jiro. Errrr well... I have thousands of questions, but Errrr..... Good luck. I hope you make it..."
"Thank you. I hope you make it too, you should anyway, you have the mind of a great hero. I remember how you went against this shape rebel when he attacked you the same day, 'takes some guts!"
"Th-thanks !" I said, lightly flustered.
"Don't mention it, good luck!" he said walking in
"Good luck to you too!" I shouted back at him.

~mini-Time skip brought to you by littletale Papyrus scolding Bakugos' choices of words~

"...this is unacceptable for such a prestigious school as UA!" a guy with dark blue hair and glasses said "As for you! Stop being lazy! You are disturbing everyone's spirit." he shot at Sans who just straightened his chair and spoke up:
"Well well, sounds like someone's funny bones broken, don't kick your bones too much, I already do skele-tons. Anyway glassy, let's listen to the moving radio." he said, chuckles ran through the whole Amphitheater and the guy sat back down, slightly ashamed and silently scolding at the puns. After the written exam, it was time for the practical part. Sadly, I was with the guy with a stick in the ass, but happily, I was with Sans.
"Start!" Present Mic said suddenly, Kokada immediately teleported inside. I ran in, not hesitating for one bit. I began to ran around the fake city, dismantling robots by focusing my heartbeat on their weaknesses (mostly the bolts holding them) and had managed a good 30 points. Suddenly earth shook as a giant hand covered most of my spot in shadows. Fucking... HELL ! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?! THAT'S THE FUCKING 0-POINTER?! I turned around and got ready to run, but heard a:
"Owww!" I turned around and saw a girl with short brown hair cut in a bob and permanent pink cheek. Damn it! I ran to the girl :
"You're okay? You can walk?" I asked her
"My ankle... It hurts..." she said trying to move her leg trapped under rubbles. I tried to pull it off but it was very heavy. I jabbed it once or twice to weakened it and then pull the smaller part created, away, hastily jabbing the rest and putting them away as quickly as possible and took her arm putting it around my neck before beginning to run, but, the other robot's arm began to throw a punch at me... Fuck. *ZZZZZTTT-VVVVVVVVVVVV*

I blinked and looked again at the robot. At least, what was left of it : only the bottom part was still in one piece, the rest was ashes... I looked around and saw four strange skulls disappearing, and under them was:
"Sans!"
"Jiro! Long time no save! You know, you could have just asked me to save you, you don't have to actually put yourself in danger." he said as the buzzer rang,
"Shut up bonehead! I was actually trying to save someone!"
"You hurt me punk lobes." he said putting a hand on his heart, clenching it in a mock heart attack. I slipped my tongue out as Recovery girl arrived
"Who needs a kiss? Come on don't be shy!" she said.
"Over here!" I said.
"Oh dear, what happened?" she asked when she saw the girl I was holding
"She broke her ankle... Maybe other minors injuries but I didn't see anything." I said she nodded and kissed the girl's ankle. The latter immediately stood up :
"Thank you so much! Both of you!" she said bowing in front of both Sans and I
"Don't mention it, it was just the normal thing to do." I said
"Yeah tibia honest, I just acted before thinking." the skeleton said. Meanwhile, everyone was looking around in surprise at the falling ashes and the remaining of the 0 pointer. What were those skulls?! "Well, I hope to see you again Jiro." Sans said disappearing. A minute later, All Might was landing, followed by Midnight.
"Damn we missed him..." the R-rated heroine stated
"Not by much." All Might said.
"Errrr excuse me, but why do you want to capture him?" I asked
"Well because he's a vigilante... I mean... It's the right thing to do..." the number one hero said
"I mean... He just passed the entrance exam... No?" both nodded "Then, that means he's going to enter UA, no?" they nodded again. "Then why trying to capture him?"
"Well it's because....huh..... I don't know..." All Might said dumbfounded
"He is going to be within the law, so there's no use to do anything..."
"You're right girl. We just have to wait and see." Midnight nodded.
I received some months later my results. It was another day like all the others, stressing about when would the results arrive, being too stressed to be productive in the lyrics I tried to write and snapping some times at my parents... But this day was different :
"Kyoka!!" my mother's voice rang out through the morning peace.
"What!" I asked irritated, being with my bass and a blank mind
"Y-your results!" she screamed. I blinked once. Twice. Thrice. Then, run out of my room, slamming against the opposite wall of the corridor because of my speed momentum and dashed to the leaving room :
"Where?!" I shouted sliding through.
"Here! Catch!" my mom said throwing a letter. I caught it with my jacks and ran to my room.
"Okay. Deep breath." I said exhaling and putting the letter on my desk "Alright. Alright." I said fumbling with the letter before finally managing to open it:
"I AM HERE! THROUGH AN HOLOGRAM!" a disc projecting All Might boomed. "YOUNG JIRO! YOU GOT 30 POINTS WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFYING, IF NOT FOR THE RESCUE POINTS! THANKS TO HOW YOU SAVED FEW PEOPLE, AND ESPECIALLY THE YOUNG GIRL, YOU WON 42 ADDITIONAL POINTS! WITCH PUTS YOU IN FIFTH PLACE! WELCOME TO YOUR HERO ACADEMIA! JOIN THE CLASS 1-A" wow! Sans' score! 220!? Amazing! Now...
"You fucking piece of SHIT! You deafened me! Don't you have a FUCKING VOLUME BUTTON?!" I shouted hitting the disk repeatedly until it fell to pieces.
"Kyo?" my old man asked me from the door
"Yes? What do you want old man?" I asked opening the door
"What's the uh... Result?" he asked seeing the smashed thing
"What?" I asked "Uhhh oh! Yes! I'm taken! I'm taken! I'm going to UA! The class 1-A!" I said, realizing my score
"That's my girl! Let's go celebrate!" the old man screamed
"Yay!" my mother shouted from the corridor, having heard thanks to her jacks. I'm finally going to UA!