death the kid

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me: next is DEATH THE KID

kid: (slowly walks in)

me:HHEEEYYY THERE LITTLE ONE

kid:uummm hello?

me: soo u hear you like symmetry.

kid: i don't like symmetry.

me:....................

kid: I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

me:............... are your drunk?

kid: SYMMETRY SYMMETRY SYMMETRY (runs around in circles singing)

me: (takes out magical hammer and hits him) NINJA CHHOOPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

kid:OOWWW WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: (says in deep scary voice) FOR BEING ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kid:(screams and jumps out of mind)

me:well i guess thats the end byyeee

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