sayings from diffrent books

" Acacia, in The Great Calum Hood's Dictionary, is a term used for someone, particularly a girl, who is a freakingly obsessive bitch.-heartbreak girl

Candice is Calum's cousin who, like Acacia, has gotten a spot in his so-called "The Great Calum Hood's Dictionary". "Candice, in The Great Calum Hood's Dictionary, is a term used for someone, particularly a girl, who is freakingly obsessive on getting the job done that she herself even forgets to buy her own tampons.-heartbreak girl

He even added, "And me, being Calum, a freakingly handsome guy and very kind (also according to his dictionary) to her cousin who happens to be in the name of Candice, would always obediently comply when she would kindly ask me to buy her tampons." -heartbreak girl

As he let go of me, he lingered for a brief second before turning and completely knocking into the bathroom door. "Ah, shoot." He said, his face as red as a tomato. I giggled and shook my head, disappearing into the bedroom.-motel 6

"Story." Aimee demanded, narrowing her eyes at me. I bit my lip and looked over at Avery, I didn't really know any nursery stories or anything like that. She just simply smiled at me, waiting for me.- motel 6

"Uh, well, one time there was this... whale... and..." I trailed off. "And there was a big, bad... shark, yeah, shark, and the shark tried to kill the whale, because it was a baby whale." Aimee gasped, and I thought I had said something wrong, but I watched as her eyes widened, intrigued by what I had to say. "And while the shark was chasing after the baby whale, a big Manatee jumped in the way and ate the shark and he died, and... uh, the day was saved, I guess..." motel 6

"We have our own fragrance called Our Moment, and I was like, what the hell's that supposed to mean? It smells like lavender, so call it lavender!" He kept ranting. "I was overruled."- motel 6

Aimee sighed and sat up and crawled out of the bed. Before I could protest, she stood at the bedside and pulled the covers up to my chin. I frowned, very confused as to what was going on, but I played along with it for now."G'night, Aimee." Aimee told me. I realized that she was pretending to be her mum and I was supposed to be her. "Uh, ah, goodnight?" I said, feeling silly, even though it was in front of a toddler. She shook her head.- motel 6

Suddenly, we were interrupted by someone opening our curtain. It was my dad, who was holding up a t shirt in awe. "I forgot to bring short sleeve shirts, so Zayn let me borrow his. I'm going to be wearing Zayn Malik's t shirt." He gushed. "I'm going to be the coolest dad in the world."

- motel 6

He backed up a bit and put his hands behind his back as I stood, clueless as to what he was going to do. Then, all of a sudden, he started to do some sort of Irish jig that made me burst out in laughter.- motel 6

"Hey," I heard Niall whisper.

"What is it now?" I asked.

"Do ya got a boyfriend?"-motel 6 drunk niall

"Private." Niall shrugged. I gave him a look and he laughed, pecking me on the lips.

"Private." Aimee giggled. "Private parts."- motel 6

"Go play, baby." I whispered in her ear. "You're okay here."

"Will he bite me?" Aimee whispered back, looking at Theo like he was a little animal. I giggled and could feel Niall's chest rumble with laughter.

"If you come across this species in the wild, I'd advise you avoid it, or approach it with extreme caution. Since I am a trained professional and am quite familiar with the Y/N, I am able to do this." He started tickling you with the hand not holding the phone. You laughed but hid your face in the sofa and pulled the blankets over your head. "Now, the creature is defending itself, putting to use its amazing camouflage skills." Ashton moved around the couch to your feet. "But this is the species' weak spot." And he started tickling your feet. You flung the blankets off you and sat up. "Ashton!" You shouted. "And now we hear the unique mating call-" "Shut up."- 5SOS preferences

It was formal night and you were sitting alone. All your friends had been asked to dance by some other guys but no one had come up to ask you. You were debating whether to leave or not as you stared around the hall at all the couples dancing together. You sighed and went to call to get picked up when you looked up and saw an outstretched arm. You looked up further and saw your crush Michael staring down at you hopefully. "May I have this dance?" He asked and bit his lip. "Yes." You managed to say as you took his hand and he led you to the dance floor. "I couldn't stand watching a girl being so lonely, especially one as beautiful as you, Y/N." He said as he placed his hands on your hips. You blushed, "thank you." "Now I'm no expert in slow dancing so maybe you could help me." He laughed. You placed your hands on his shoulders and stepped slowly to the rhythm of the song. "So, right." You said and laughed as he stepped on your toes. "The other right." You hid your face in his chest. "Sorry!" He blushed and tried to follow your lead. "Ok, good?" He asked as his steps began to match yours. "Much better," but as soon as you went to turn a little he got mixed up and stepped on you again. "Aah." He gripped your waist and stepped back. "How about we just sway?" He suggested as he pulled you close to his chest. "Okay." Your heart went crazy when he leaned his chin on the top of your head. -5SOS preferences

"Ashton!" I scream, covering my eyes in horror. "Ashton!" "What?!" He screams, running into my room. "My turtles are having sex!" I scream. "My turtles are gay! And they're having anal sex in their cage for the whole world to see!"-we never change.