Shaggy was hot under the collar, after a long night of Monster Hunting. He and the Mystery gang returned home and went to bed. As soon as Shaggy got into his bedroom, Scooby laid there on his bed, one arm placed under his anthropomorphic ear, and the other on his hip. "Ruh Roh Raggy," He whispered, his breath hot. "Raggy," Scooby repeated. "Come and lick these sweaty dog balls."
"I don't know Scoob," Whispered the taller male, whom stood in the doorway. His hand pressed against the side of the frame, star struck at the sight of his best friend; waiting for him to blissfully pop his dog-Cherry. "Cmon Raggy," Playfully teased Scooby, as he got on four fucking legs and walked over to the Sandy-blonde male.
"Oh what the hell." Shaggy said, connecting his lips with the wet, cold, weird muzzle of the dog, the kiss was slow and passionate, Scooby placing one paw around the younger male, as Shaggy supported himself by holding his hand on top of the bed, pressing Scooby lightly against it.
The kiss quickly got heated as Scooby flipped over Shaggy and began to top him, the dog beginning to sweat and gave out that weird ass dog smell. "Fucking hell Scoob. You stink." Complained Shaggy as the two disconnected their lips. "Shut rup rhore (whore)" Scooby shouted, connecting his moist dog lips to the blond's neck.
"Fuck Scoob, you know I love that stinky dog smell you give off." Shaggy whined out, grabbing at Scoobys Fur, symbolising to grab his hair. As Scoob did his work on Shaggys neck, Shaggy let out random rambles and whines, In came Red the theory master 🥶‼️‼️, Who came to ask Shaggy a question.
"This shits hot" Red said, staring at the man and his anthropomorphic dog neck on, the sweat rolling down eachother creating that beautiful stoner, wet dog smell which filled the air. Then Beige came in, confused about all the commotion, Then they stood in the door way like so: 🧍♀️, Before turning and walking out, murmuring the things they would do to Scooby if it was their turn.
Red walked out after Beige, and met them in the Kitchen. Beige was sat circling their finger around a cup of milk, They seemed like a depressed emo Gacha kid. "Are you okay?" Red asked, sitting down next to them. "We need to kill Shaggy and take Scooby for our own Red." Beige stated, sitting their plastic cup down as they're not allowed glasses. Red nodded in agreement. "He has been mistreating Scooby for too long." Beige grabbed a knife from the counter, and began plotting with their possible newfound Best friend.
"We shall cut Shaggys dick off so he can do no more shagging!" Red shouted, pumping their fist in the air like some 2009 High school Musical character. "Then we will force him to watch us have a threesome with his beloved Scoobaby." Beige added. Joining Red in the Fist Pumping. They then blasted Wilbur soots; "Your new boyfriend" and dedicated the lyrics to Shaggy Rogers, the man that in a few hours, they would torture.
*MEANWHILE IN SCOOBYS ROOM*
"G-Go slow Scoob-Senpai..." Shaggy said, arse out as he thrusted his beautiful bottom in the air, Scooby ran circles around the entrance of the Stoners Fat Rump with his massive 12 inch shlong. Lubed and ready. "Don't tell me what to do Raggy. Your ass is mine." Scooby whispered into Shaggys ear, ready to penetrate the blonde boys asscheeks until he couldn't walk.
The two horny psychos got ready to kick the door down, saws in hand as they were ready to saw off Shaggys two inch penis clean off. Meaning Scooby would no longer have interest in Shaggy. Leaving the pup to their care.
The doorframe was kicked right off as Red booted the door down in their massive stompers. Scooby, with his penis halfway inside Shaggys asshole, looked up in worry, as did the Fucking ugly ass stoner. "Shaggy get your disgusting disease ridden penis away from our beloved!" Beige shouted, pointing their saw at the blonde. Who scrambled to his feet, in an attempt to get his trousers back on, he fell face first; bursting his big ass nose open. Blood gushing out.
Shaggy batted his blueish/greenish orbs at three two, giving a 🥺 face. Red shoved Shaggys face into the floor with their boot. "Nobody likes a pick me." They said. Raising their saw high in the air. "Go get em red! Cut that dick off!" Beige cheered Red on, being their personal cheerleader. "Dick? I don't see one." Red looked over, his saw dropping and stabbed into the back of shaggy Rogers neck, Which responded in a dislocated gurgle-scream from him.
Scooby stood over the Screaming shaggy, tired of how that blonde bastard always treated him. He placed his foot on the blunt end of the saw, pushing down so the saw went through Shaggys neck, eventually taking the head clean off. Red and Beige gasped but then eloped Scooby in hugs and kisses. They couldn't wait to become Mini Shane Dawson's and Shag a dog....
CLIFFHANGER BECAUSE FUCK YOU. (This story is a joke)
