Nolan:
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So one day i woke up and pulled my Wedgy down bc it was hurting my little booty cheeks then i remember i had to go get some garlic to make sure no vampires get me hahahso i was talking to the store as i should then i say this construction site and i saw this tall guy with blonde hair it makes me DROLLLL and then i said "hey pretty boy" then snorted he looked back at me in disgusted as he said "gtfo or ima drop a fucking bulldozer on your ass" he looked away again i smiled and picked onion out my teeth later in i blew him a nice fart and went back to the store to get my garlic i will always keep that pretty boy in my head i bet he's as in love with me as i am with him lol..