mordecai x twilight emo love story smut

the breakup

"I'm sorry twilight but I'm into girls I have to break up with you" said mordecai as he walked into the sun "oh" twilight said and he ran home crying with no return but then he made it home "why me" he said as he crumpled on the floor sobbing "I just wanted to pretend that airplanes in the night sky were like shooting starts is that too much to ask" and twilight fell asleep

                    life of twilight
twilight was born a stupid little dumb idiot and he was sad forever and still is and he came out at age whatever and nobody likes him wow and then mordecai breaks up because hes into girls pretty simple I just said that and uhh at least mordecai accepts him just what an asshole am i rite
                     twilight is sad
twilight woke up with dried tears on his face and he had a nightmare about mordecai uhh I dont know let's sat he died and then uhhh he uhh twilight woke up and he was sad so he tried to call mordecai and he said "what" and so twilight explained he was sad and mordecai was like "ok" and hung up and then twilight was still sad so he had a sad wank
                     forgiveness
there is a knock at the door and mordecai is there and twilight dies and then comes back to life for no apparent reason and then mordecai is like "bend over" and twilight is like "ok" and then they fuck and mordecai is like "wish right now wish right now"
                       the end