Oh God, I hate this world and everything init!

Chapter 1

The Beginning of this fucked up Story

"Arghhh..."

My head was a bit dizzy, but other than that everything else seemed normal. I could feel the wind blowing from behind me and the warmth of the evening sun touching my skin.

I looked around and saw people. They were all wearing medieval clothing, of course nothing too fancy or unique, after all they're not the main protagonist of this story. I am (currently wearing a blue checkered uniform and dark blue pants). The people around here seemed to be doing something called negotiating, something I wished to be proficient at, but require too much social skills for me.

I was standing in what seemed to be the center of this town, after all it's an open area shaped like a circle with a fountain in the middle and roads leading to all 4 different directions.

I thought the best way to start of my adventure would be to visit the adventurer's guild, maybe I can find a team and go on adventures with them. Yeah, it doesn't need to be a big group, just a few friends, after all I'm not the best at dealing with crowds. Then we would go on all sorts of adventures together and finally we will become legends that will never die! Well, I say all that, but the first thing I need to do now is to find the adventurer's guild and to do that I'll just start a conversation, oh and I want to test this new language too.

"Yeah, should be easy enough, I'll just go ask that guy over there."

As I was just about to ask a stranger that I've never met in my whole life from an entirely different world, suddenly another stranger whom I've never met in my whole life approached me, he put his hand on my shoulder and said "Yo."

This new guy was about my age, he had a mushroom hairstyle and was wearing a ragged light brown shirt and a torn black pants. He was carrying a sword, no a sheathed rapier on his waist.

"Hey, you looking for the guild, I'll show you the way."

Usually this is a very bad offer, a shady guy whom you've never met in your whole life suddenly acting like a good friend. It is incredibly suspicious and I might get kidnapped, but because I've got this ultimate skill, I believe I can avoid any danger and so I decided to go with him.

As we were walking to the guild the stranger said "Hey, you're that guy from science 3, right? J-Jeshua is it? So, did you pass the exams?"

"Wait, you recognize me!?" He replied quite calmly though he said "Yeah, of course we're from the same school, my name's Kho from class science 1."

What? Is this true? Are you telling me that I didn't recognize my own schoolmate!?

"Are you sure you're the guy with the weird name?"

"Hey, first of all I got a great name alright, it's not weird at all, in fact it's so normal that, that uhmm- what's wrong?"

"I"LL KILL YOU CAUSE OF MY MISFORTUNE!!!"

"I don't even know you! How could I ever be the cause of your misfortune!?"

"Because you had died, we students were forced to donate money to your family, but I only pretended to donate, while giving your family no money." well I said forced, but you know...

"Oh, that's okay I've done that too, plus I died like what? Three months ago, my family's fine don't worry about it."

"Nope. You died like three days ago, the tests were today."

"Oh, really? Then there must be a time difference between this world and our world, wait the second then that means you're just an asshole aren't cha?"