Luci's pov
"Did you get her? Luci?"
"Yes, you were right I think she's the one."
"I'm right about everything. But did you get her?"
"Ummmmm no."
"Oh come on Luci you're dying for fucks sakes."
"Yes! You don't have to remind me, I'm aware."
"I'm just worried about you."
"Well you don't have to baby, I can still fuck you silly if needed."
A devious smile formed on my face just before I lean in for a kiss only to be met with her hand.
"Okay just checking!"
"You bitch!"
I shout after her she blows a kiss I catch it and put it on my ass.
"Oh and can you get Damien I need to conversate with him."
"Why me?"
"Just get him."
And with that I was left alone with my thoughts
She's so hot and she doesn't even know it. I've never thought of myself as a lesbian but I'm definently not straight well I mean come to think about it I'm probably a lesbian but a mortal that's ridiculous I really must be dying I'm losing my shit, get it together Luci.
"You called my insufferable queen." Came from a sarcastic tired voice
"Hello darling nice to see you to, I need you to tell me something."
"What?"
"What's the last line in the scripture?"
"Which one dickhead there's a whole book full."
"The fallens reveal. Obviously"
'God said be careful my son the fallen will rise again when angels fall and devil's rise holy anarchy has come to end'
"Does it say anything more specific maybe about looks?"
"Yes, it actually has it in the glossary. Of course not that shit was written millennia ago it's probably not even true but you know that I mean you were-"
"Don't. say. it."
Look you know that scripture better than anyone why ask?"
"I thought I might have been mistaken."
"You just wanted to see me again didn't you. You miss my monster cock right? Don't blame you most girls do."
"Oh Damien you seem to forget I own the very place you live in you are very lucky I don't dismember you where you stand your quite annoying and a waste of my time now I think about it and frankly the only thing monstrous about your cock is how small and insignificant it is like its owner you are free to go."
"Your an asshole."
"Well I'm not meant to be lovely am I? NOW FUCK OFF! *slams door*
"Ugh how old is this alcohol?"
"Probably older than me."
*I roll my eyes* More men
"Do people forget I'm the devil. I own hell why does no one knock. What do you want Luther?
"You."
"Not gonna happen take your lustful dick somewhere else. No wonder hell has such a bad reputation you and your inbred brothers."
