the sad story of my daughter Ally (pet)

CHarpter one

haydn was playing jsut danxdce 2 alone in his mothers basement. he started to feel unusually sick, whicb was out of the ordinary.. he went to the doctors and almost got hit by a car. why? he couldnt stop dancing. 

this has been a problem of his ever since he (tried to stop) dancing. he was diagnosed with the dance virus.. he dacned homes and started puking uncontrollably. he was having a BABY........................................ 

he wondered how this was possible for a moment, but his focus wasnt on that. it was on how he managed to get pregnant. the only person he had ever did it with was his mo- he has never did anything with anybody before. FOR GODS SAKE, HIS MEAT WAS CUT OFF! HOW WAS THIS POSSIBLE??

soon enough he found himself giving birth at 666am o'clock. he had his wonderful child. what gender was it, may you ask? she was born as mr worldwide gay gender. HE HAS ALWAYS DREAMED OF MEETING SOMEBODY LIKE THAT, NOW  HE GAVE DIRECT BIRTH TO IT! HE WAS SO HAPPY GLEAMING WITH disgust... it was UGLY!! BALD!! NO WONDER THEY CALL IT MR. WORLDWIDE GENER! he shou;ld have aborted it, hdadnt he have. haydn was devasted, so he got in touch with technoblade. he planned to have her picked up by him at 3am o'clock on the dot tiktok clock ok??? "yes. i'll be there, please dont stab me im not an orphan. okay byeeeeee ily techbaby oh shoot you ddint see that last part. he went to bed and as morning came, he was ready for the big day.

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