The words are from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGrji8tYdHU
Warning: Strong language!
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Pencil: I'm just your average asshole I suppose
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*Pointing to Bubble, Ruby, and Match*
Pencil: These are my alliance members. I keep them on a strict diet on cigarettes and vodka.
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Match: What are we doing today
Pencil: We're gonna go to Starbucks and start deciding what we want when we get to the FUCKING CASHIER!
Ruby: After, I'll send mine back for almond milk
Pencil: Don't be an ass
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Pencil: One of you, have been getting fat
*looking at Bubble*
Pencil: I'm putting you on a diet of whiskey and stone
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Flower: She is the worst! She once tried getting me a job at Mal-Wart
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Pencil: We're going to to mall to judge common people! GET IN!
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"I'M GONNA RULE THIS GODDAMN SHOW"
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"You've got then wrong number, now I'm gonna have to send over someone to kill you sir. I did not assume you're gender it was a mere guess."
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Pencil: The best part of people is that they all eventually die
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Pencil: "This is my favorite plan, it's called Flower better appreciate today because tomorrow ain't comin'
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Pencil: "Lets get weak objects and put them in bad parts of town!"
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*Talking to spongy*
Pencil: HEY FATTIE, WHY DON'T YA LOSE SOME WEIGHT!
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*Talking to Firey*
Pencil: Drop out of the fucking show, you're bland
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Pencil: I'm not reaching for the star's I just want everyone to love me
Leafy: Aww that's so-
Pencil: So I can betray them all and kill them
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Pencil: IF YOU"RE NOT UP BY 4:00 AM YOU'RE A FAILURE
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What is my life
