Silas University (on hold-incomplete)

Ch. 7 - Hospital

Note to self,

Don't try to attack the woman that you witnessed that morning murder someone. It probably will not end well for you.

Love,
your moronic self

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be punted like a motherfucking football? Well, you're in luck because thanks to the help of Violet Sloane I can answer that question for you. And let me tell you it does not feel good. In fact, It feels like 2 broken ribs and a lot of regrets...

"I mean how did you think that was going to go?" Mr. Krabs scolded me from the hospital bed that I've now been in longer than my bunk bed.

"Crabshoes I already have two broken ribs please," I sighed and rubbed my temples. "I do not need to add a headache to that."

To add insult to injury Violet was literally just coming over to give me a blanket to cover me up with so that I didn't have to be naked in front of the whole school when I shifted back. So maybe I overreacted...

"Can everyone shut up actually?" Bella groaned from the bed next to me. "You're all giving me a headache."

Silas Hospital was small. Just a single room with about 10 beds. And our doctor? Well, Olivia Faulkner, of course. The woman could do anything apparently. And Ms. Sick Fuck thought it best if Bella and I were placed next to each other. Something about how we may heal faster if we kept each other company. Which was clearly a load of shit because this bitch knew it was more likely we'd strangle each other to death.

I mean my foot was completely shattered because of her. And Bella had more stitches than I could count covering her body as well as a tightly wrapped bandage around her neck from where I almost ripped her head off. So yeah we were anything but besties.

"Penny, why don't you go check on your Familiars it's almost curfew," Violet spoke up from the chair between Bella and me. "I'll make sure these two don't kill each other."

Apparently, time flies when you're having fun because somehow it was already nighttime. Then again I did lose consciousness a few times when Fucker tried to help 'fix' my foot. Which involved trying to reset my bones, also known as breaking bones back into place. The second time I passed out from the pain I woke up and Olivia was gone and Violet was sitting in the chair next to me casually reading like she was not the reason I was in here in the first place. Well, one of the reasons. I have Bella to thank for my foot. I love Silas Univeristy.

"Actually can we trade," I tried. "I'd rather have Crablegs."

"Nope you're stuck with me," Violet said cheerfully.

"It's okay sweetie," Penny kissed my cheek and heat flushed my cheeks. "I'll come back."

"Mhm," hummed in an octave much higher than intended.

Penny chuckled sweetly while I could practically hear Violet gritting her teeth.

"Do we need to have another talk, Krabby Patty?" Violet's voice sang like she lost a bit of her mind.

"Oh did you think I was actually going to listen to you?" Penny laughed mockingly.

"Oh please don't get any blood on me," I joked knowing Violet was about to lose her shit.

But before anyone could do anything the door to the hospital flung open with dumb and dumber.

"Make room bitches," Sebby announced dramatically as he entered.

"What did I do to deserve this, God?" Bella cried out in defeat.

"I ask myself that same question every time I wake up," I laughed but the pain from my ribs quickly put an end to that.