Months ago: no specific time stamp as per Chan's story
HaloBishes: HELLO HUBBY
DoNotTextMe: bye wifey
HaloBishes: aren't we the cutest?
DoNotTextMe: no
HaloBishes: who peed in your cereal this morning?
That's when Jisung rushed past him in the living room. Minho asked, "Why are you running? Why are you running?"
Felix clapped and laughed, "Our GenZ role model!"
Jisung struggled, "I WANNA PEE! DO I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO GET OUT OF THE CLASS, MA'AM?"
And with that, he left Felix laughing harder, and Minho astonished. Was this 'Yiren' some kind of a sorcerer? Was he talking to Jafar from Aladdin?
Wait, Jisung didn't pee in his cereal... right?
Nevertheless, he was shocked out of his wits.
DoNotTextMe: scarred.
HaloBishes: DID SOMEONE ACTUALLY-
HaloBishes: MINHO, I'M SO SORRY
HaloBishes: I DON'T EVEN WANT TO IMAGINE HOW IT WOULD'VE BEEN
HaloBishes is typing...
DoNotTextMe: NOBODY PEED OH GOD
HaloBishes: oh
HaloBishes: oHHHH
DoNotTextMe: My day has been successfully ruined
HaloBishes: then lemme make it better for you ;)))
DoNotTextMe: okay i didn't come here for nudes
HaloBishes: ........
HaloBishes: i was about to say that i'll kissey all your problems away but oke
DoNotTextMe: THAT was even worse
HaloBishes: WHAT
DoNotTextMe: KiSsEy
DoNotTextMe: what is that omfg
HaloBishes: to touch or caress with the lips as a sign of love, sexual desire, or greeting
DoNotTextMe: Okay Google
HaloBishes: don't call me Google aunty, she sounds like my annoying aunt who couldn't resist asking me about my grades every time she met me
DoNotTextMe: oh?
HaloBishes: yeah!!
HaloBishes: she went like "sweetie you look slimmer oh wow how much did you score in biology?"
HaloBishes: I probably scored more than she did in bed
Minho chuckled, and then cautiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Fortunately, only Felix was in the room, learning TikTok dances.
He actually questioned why Felix was so oblivious, but then again, he was a strange kid.
DoNotTextMe: lmaooo why do i always find the weirdest people to be friends with
HaloBishes: first of all, i ain't weird
DoNoTextMe: yeah and i ain't Minho
HaloBishes: you can't play that card because idk you
HaloBishes: you could be a 99 year old pedo
"I'm not even going to question that," Minho muttered to himself.
HaloBishes: but that's not the point, what's weird?
That's when Jisung came out of the washroom, and started speaking, "Did you know there was no toilet paper?"
"You went to pee; why would you need that? Felix questioned, and Minho winced; he wasn't ready for another dose or weirdness.
So Jisung proudly spoke, "Bro, didn't you know? I like making paper planes out of toilet paper."
Felix gasped, "IT WAS YOU? ARE YOU THE REASON WHY WE RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER EVERY WEEK?"
"Uh..."
"AND HERE I WAS, THINKING THAT SOMEBODY'S GOT A BAD STOMACH!"
"I'M OUT!" Minho proceeded to walk out of the living room. And on the way, he texted:
DoNotTextMe: my roommates
DoNotTextMe: but i kinda like them so yea
HaloBishes: awww :((
(a/n: I'M SORRY, THIS CHAPTER WASN'T EVEN PLANNED, IT'S JUST AN INSTINCT
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