Dorian x Peepy x ?

Act 1

Credit to Kuroshitsuji Shit edits on tumblr for the glorious LOL too bad hunny! Enjoy!

Dorian twirled his greasy mustache seductively. He stared into peepy's beady eyes.Peepy looked into the moustached mauraders eyes deepy with his own two beady pearls. The stare was deep, sexual, and tense."D-dorian-sama" peepy whispered under his squeaky breath"Peepy-chan"Dorian leaned in and licked his lips. Peepy's cow-like pattern gleemed in the light from the nearby windowDorian closed the blinds seductively and did the gay hip walk across the room to peepy."D-dorian, are you sure about this???"Peepy stepped back on his small stubbed feet, blushing"Yes... nothing has ever felt so right..."Dorian took at his teapot and gave peepy a glass of normal non horny tea and they had a wonderful tea partyPeepy realised they werent doing anything sussy and put on a little hat for a fancy tea party with his fiance dorianAfter their horny tea party that night, peepy couldn't look at dorian the same way... the way he did his greasy hair looked like a certain clown manone that peepy had seen in his dreams....orange hair.... green eye makeup... and old as balls...he knew what he was going to ask dorian to do next.-The next morning-"Dorian hunny!""Yes peepy doo doo?""Peepy, be honest with me. What did you think i was going to do last night" dorian innocently did puppy eyes in a non lewd way"S-senpai.."Peepy was so flustered He could barely make words"spit it out! i have to go be gay and read later""w-w-w-ell.... you remind me of someone i once knew.""Whom is this person you speak of dearest Peepy""w-w-well my dearest dorian doo doo, he was a man. i only knew him by shadow but...""ANOTHER MAN?" Dorian slammed his gay reading glasses on the table "UNNACEPTABLE""D-doo doo dearest! I swear not like that!!" Peepy was very surprisedPeepy was sad now. a tear slid down his furry cheek"Explain this instant or i shove my greasy moustache in your ear!""But I want your greasy mustache in my ear d-Dorian :)~"as the two were arguing, they heard a sound in the distance*sounds of suspense*"loooooooooooool toooo baaaaaaaaad...... hunny" they both gasped"did... did you hear that too doo doo dearest...?""y-yes... i did,,,, peepee partner.....is he....back....?the two had gotten married years ago in the church of an entityknownas lol too bad hunnylol too bad hunny had cleansed them of their sinorat least they thought"What will we do dOo doo"i dont know!"at that moment they heard another sound, The sound of ..."hEy ThErE pInKiE pIe!1?1"peepy gasped. dorian looked at him with a look of betrayal as the well built, strong, attractive man with an orange tuft of dry hair entered the room. his face was caked with white makeup, with green eye makeup along with other details. as he strut into the room, he licked his lips and looked at peepy"h-h-hiromi! what are you doing here! we ended things..... YEARS ago!""no peepy.... you will be MINE!!!"the man punched dorian in the face before he could say anything "Doodoo deareast!!! no!!!" peepy cried out, but he did not respond. shadow started creeping towards peepy. "alright pinkie pie......" his brown orbs were filled with malice. peepy cried out, and heard something..... odd."hfsdhfhdshfuaeHDFHASDFHSDHfhdshfdhiromi sannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn""dshfduHSSUDFHSDHFsdfhsduf I hate to tell youasdfHSDFHSDFHdf but you have been DSFHSDUOFHIRUGHdkjfdskfjsdkSDJfdskfjDIjdfiI diagnosed with SDFHSDHFFSDH rabiese....."a busty "nurse" appeared out of the shadows of the library and approached the odd man with the orange hair and let loose a ravenous rabid squirell. it climbed inbetween his massive man titties and bit him on the arm"a- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJUUUAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAHUUUAAA- SQUIKER SQUI- AAAAAAAAAA NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAÄÄÄÄÄAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—silence for a moment.ÆÆÆæÆææÆÆÆææÆÆaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAA—gasp-ÆÆÆAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAUH-UH-UHAAAAAAAAAAAA"shadow collapsed to the ground. dorian stood, as if revived. dorian walked over to peepy and picked him up"d-d-doo doo dearest....."instead of responding, dorian simply kissed the small creature."peepee partner... im so sorry i ever doubted you... when i felt that i was leaving.. i saw something... its glorious long chin.... weird ass cheap dollar store glasses.... wide hips... and it told me something.... the words were.... LOL too bad hunny."t-t-the god talked to you?!?!!""yes... peepee partner.... we must get married in the church of lol too bad hunny....""yes... we must"the two took the pilgramige to lol too bad hunny cult and got married

 -end of act 1-