Sasusaku Oneshots

10 Minutes ago

Y'all I feel like I should share this short story because it's all true, based on true story because it happened 10 minutes ago, y'all are probs going to laugh, I don't blame you-

So earlier, my brother was making himself noodles since we made a deal that if I made us both cappocinos (Idk how to spell it) he would get my hot asf noodles out the microwave.

While he was making his noodles, he accidentally inhaled the chicken stock flavoring.

He fell to the ground, coughing (Don't worry he ain't athsmatic) I laughed a little bit.

This next part has never happened before while I'm on my period so tell me if this has happened to you-

So I laughed a tiny bit, and suddenly some of my blood came gushing out of my body.

I couldn't control it so I tried to stop it.

I rushed to the toilet, mum gave me pills and now my tummy hurts-

My stupid brother is to blame

He smacked my tummy and I almost cried, it was kinda funny so I don't blame him for laughing

But mum is going to buy me coke and chocolate to satisfy my period cravings, so I'm happy but still in pain-