Y/n= your name~Y/p= your pronouns •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Um if you know me irl you don't ---------------------------------------------------------- •Get to know y/n• Y/n is 11 inches tall with blonde hair and blue eyes, Y/p is 1 pound, y/n's dad is Ed Sheeran and mom is Harry Styles ------------------------------------------------------------ 1|*y/n wakes up and checks y/p phone to see that y/p slept in* "Oh no" y/n shouted "I'm late for the bus how am I supposed to see my bobby boi trenton 🥺🥺" *y/n starts crying like a fucking baby* "I might as well get dressed" y/n said as y/p wipes the fat fucking tears off of y/p's face.
2|*y/n teleports to school* "now I can see my bobby boi 🥺" "oh god not y/p" trenton said under his breath as y/n sprints to him "hiiii trenton 🥺" y/n said cutely "oh look the bell rang" trenton said as he runs to his 1st hour class. "But it's... Never mind" y/n said sadly. "Seriously y/p crying again🙄" trenton said to his ugly twin.
3| *at recess* "omg look at how trentons hair is waving in the wind🤤" y/n said to y/p friend.
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*y/n walks up to trenton cutely* "hi trenton🥺" *farts like a sussy baka* "uh hi?" trenton said in disgust "W-w-w-w-w-w-w-will you go to the valentines day dance with me🥺🥺" "No" trenton said as he's playing fornite mobile. "Oh..Ok" y/n said as tears fall down y/p face.
4|*y/n quickly pulls out y/p iPhone23* *opens gacha life* *and turns y/p oc emo 😞☹️🥺😟😢😭* "Ugh I'm so sad🙄" y/n said to y/p foxy stuffed animal.
5|"Hm I should ask trentons ugly twin to play fortnight with me cuz he's really good" y/n said to y/p self. I'mma text him. Y/n texted "hey do you wanna play fortnight with me and some of my friends?" "Ugh it's been 10 minutes imma spam him 🤪✌" y/n said to y/p self.
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*Y/n starts crying uncontrollably* "why the hell am I crying I don't even like him?" Y/n said confusingly.
6|"Maybe cuz your a fugly faggy crybaby 🥺" ed Sheeran said with his fuck orange hair. "Dad stfu 🥺" y/n said as y/p whites tears bigger than Kim Kardashian's ass off of y/p face. "Don't talk to your father like that🤬" harry Styles said in anger. "Damn...😔" y/n said sadly.
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-------------------the next day----------------------
7| *y/n opens snap map* "oh? That's wired"
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"Why is he going to my house? *knock knock* oh trentons here?" Y/n said confusingly. "Uh hello y/n...."
-------------note from the writer--------------- Yes he's a real person that goes to my school. No this isn't based on true events. Yes the text is real. Yes the snap map is real l. I spent 7 hours on this 🤪✌. Start time 10:45pm end time 4:25am
