This is a dramatic story about an oger falling inlove with a human. y/n was an average human, but shrek was the most sexy being ever, even so he still choose her. From the the first moment y/n got a taste of this beasts green small sexy crusty lips...
Y/N stood all flustered and red like tomato, shrek didn't look any better eather.
I-I-I-I-I- I think i should go now (was all you managed to say) then u ran away leaving shrek with a sexy stare.
(Y/N) POV
--time skip--
You layed in your bed, thinking about what happened earlier today. You just couldn't get that sexy oger out of your head, those hard lips and soft mud eyes of his, made u quake, it felt like when you don't take a dump for a long time, but there was no release from this shit. All you felt WAS PAIN, you missed him and you wanted to see him again..
SHREK POV
I sat on my onion couch deppresed, you just met this girl and you kissed her?!?! For a moment there I felt something, but i ruined it, I will never see her again;(
--Time skip--
I was about to go for my midnight piss, when i heard someone shouting Shrek. It must be a diffrent Shrek cuz no one knew my name, except for....y/n omg Y/N. I ran as fast as I could and then i saw her.
Y/N POV
After thinking about shrek, i understood what needed to be done, i can't wait until tommorow i must meet this sexy beast named shrek! I shot up from my bed and ran to my closet looking at all the stuff i had, obviously i picked out the sexiest dress i had, and ran out to the swamp where i saw Shrek last time.
Shrek POV
I looked at her in awe, i ran my eyes down her beautiful gown that she was wearing.
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This was her gown, when i tell u I shit my pants i mean, i had diarrhea twice. She looked at me with her e/c eyes, and said...
