"Hooked" on you [Sanford x Deimos]:heart:

Chapter one :heart_eyes: SUPPORT

Sanford pov:
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm running around the AAHW building alone because that bitch Deimos left me here(and im a support btw very weak would die) but i still..... nevermind it's embarrassing and i'd rather keep to myself, yeah.
For real though, where the hell is he, or even Hank? I'd ask about 2BDamned but he had to do some shit, i don't know what though. As long as strong opponents don't appear I guess I should be fine then. Maybe I should just look for them, surely nothing bad could've happened, haha.
*five minutes later*
Nevermind, I think I'll chill here and wait, I forgot how much grunts and agents can appear, too dangerous for me.

Deimos pov:
SHIT! I didn't even realize Sanford wasn't following, I started walking and I thought he'd follow, guess not. Damn, hope he's alright, he's a weak ass support...hopefully he's just stayed there and haven't tried to find me or hell, Hank. Maybe I should also hope no one found him, like c'mon, if he gets ganged up on(WHEN HE'S JUST A SIMPLE SUPPORT) he could or could not be screwed. Ah, I should probably go find him. Did I mention he's a support and is very good at supporting specifically me? Man, we've been through a lot together! It's so odd to not have him with me so I can piss him off(on purpose). I should just go though, in fact, let me go save the support man.

Narrator
Deimos went to go back to the area he "accidentally" left Sanford at, and Sanford himself stayed in the same spot he was at, ez pz. I mean it'd be kinda an idiot move for Sanford to try and attempt to find either Hank or Deimos. He IS a support after all, and weak by himself lmao.
Anyway, Deimos eventually finds Sanford after a good 5-10 minutes and they get into an argument thats basically just:
"Where the fuck were you?!"
"I went my own way thinking you would've followed like always!"
"You could've told me to come, idiot. I wasn't even paying attention."
It didn't last that long, they got over it pretty quickly. After a bit, they winded up going outside of the agency building to their truck to wait for Hank(god knows what the hell he's doing) like normal friends. Friends. Do you even call them that? No, BEST FRIENDS.

"Yo, Deimos, the hell you think Hank is doing?" Sanford asked
Deimos, doing his thing, lit a cigarette and said "Fighting Tricky, maybe Jebus. Oh, or maybe slaughtering grunts, agents, and engineers left and right. No way he's just chilling there with like Auditor or some shit."
"Well yeah, no shit Deimos."
"Heyy, lighten up! I was jokin' around, no need to be so serious, but you wanna know something NOT serious?"
"What?"
"Us being a serious romantic relationship, like, c'mon that sounds stupid as hell, haha!"
There's an awkward silence for a bit, I mean you read the title, but thats not the point. There's probably some romantic crush BS here Deimos doesn't realize, unless he's in denial or some shit.
Sanford, probably NOT in denial accepting his TRUE FEELINGS says in the most normal way he can, simply says "haha yeah, sounds hilarious.. yeah."
Deimos, who is probably in denial, laughs it off and says "haha, you didn't ACTUALLY seem to find that that hilarious like you say! Kinda like...you WANT us to get in a serious romantic relationship! Knowing you though, probably just ain't reacting much."
Sanford who isn't in denial just sighs then literally laughs it off like a normal man would, but after that they just go back to having not gay conversations and wait for Hank who will come in chapter 2...

Because im done with writing this goodbye
Im sorry to everyone who found this

I want to use so emojis so bad during the """"serious"""""" parts are happening but no......:sob: