Bang pd pov:
I looked at myself in my mirror.
*Sigh* "I'm so ugly"
I'm trying to make myself into a hot attractive uwu kitten because I have a new roommate called jaywhypee. He's such a hottie🥺🥺
I really like him and I think he likes me too because whenever I walk past him he growls and barks. He's so romantic 🥺🥺
Anyway as I was looking at myself in my mirror, I accidentally said I'm ugly out loud because the next thing you know, jay why papi barges into my room doing a cartwheel and he's shirtless. Omg 🥺🥺
"What did you say my uwu depressed emo bunny???"
"I-i-i-i-I said I'm ugly sir🥺🥺🥺🙈🙈"
Jaywhypee then picked me up, and threw me against the wall really hard. My sprine broke but because I'm bang pd, I was perfectly okay.
"Don't ever call yourself ugly again, or else I'll teach u a lesson little boy😈😈😈"
"O-o-okay master 🥺🥺🙈🙈" I stuttered.
He then took my wig off and kissed my bald scalp.
He then did another cartwheel out of my room 🥺🙈🙈🙈.
He's just so talented.
