the ultimate fanfiction (not a ship)

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slight spoilers for v3 deaths ig

One sunny desert day, Shuichi and Kokichi were in the desert doing the chika dance drinking sprite cranberry out of a rock whilst writing a Nagitoe diss track. They were having a Holly jolly time until...........Hifumi the tank sweeps in (sweep sweep sweep) while eating clorox wipes. Out of Hifumi's head, Korekiyo protrudes. Sining while singing the seesaw rap. All of a sudden, out of the sky comes a nagitoe jacket green helicopter with a clone of Korekiyo. Then twogami comes out from his hiding place (the inside of a cactus) and screams to Kokichi and Shuichi too get in the helicopter while Byakuya is carrying Gundham like a princess through the desert. Shuichi and Kokichi then grow massive Pegasus wings and swarm the helicopter. Clone Kork then screams, "You are the little fly of my nugget fry ritual !!!" Then Elon Musk's head becomes the sun and he steals Shuichi's ahoge. Then a KFC appears in the middle of the desert. Hifumi and Twogami rush inside for some epic chicken. Then LeBron James swoops inside hifumi's mouth and dies. And then Korekiyo walks into the KFC and hops into the cultural melting pot and is reincarnated as a delicious stew/chicken compilation. The restaurant is then named Korekiyo Fried Chicken. Shuichi cries in sad while listening to the chorus of  Welcome to the black parade. He plans to become Sushi Saihara being served at the queen of England's Castle later on. Kokichi then turns into a fat little bee. Then, Kaito is thrown into the desert and is stabbed in the throat 11037 times by Kokichi the bee. This is rumored to be his true execution. Then the whole desert is blown up by the compelling aura of swag by the stuffed animals -the end

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