Dream was speedrunning until he fell into a hole.
Dottore was in said hole staring at a picture of Ariana Grande.
"My queen.... one day I'll dissect ur face.... flushes..."
Dream stares at the tall bitch.
"The fuck u just say-"
Dottore sharts himself before turning around.
"Oh my god DAD???"
"TF IM DREAM, FAMOUS MINECRAFT CHEATE- YOUTUBER."
Dream spits on Dottore's pants as dottore flushes because.... Dream.... was kinda......
"UH U SHREK LIKE THING WHY YOU KINDA..."
"WHAT??"
Dream runs away but is grabbed by Dottore via elongated hand. The ogre is then pinned to a table.
"for GRANDE."
Dottore shits himself again before pulling out a syringe and stares at Dream's sweating Mask.
"MA'AM I NEED TO GET BACK TO HATING ON MINORITIES CAN U NOT-"
"...Oomf..... u hate them too.....?"
"Yes babe I hate em so much..."
Dottore sharts again before letting go of the pissing Dream
"Why the FUCK are you PISSING."
Dream squeals in shitster and shouts
"I PISS INFRONT OF PEOPLE I FIND ATTRACTIVE...... BLUSHES HARDLY"
"OMG BABE...... WHAT JF WE PISSED TOGETHER..."
they all pissed together, even the ariana grande photo. The end..
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OMG babe... u hate minorities too...? (Dottore x Dream fic)
Randomhelp me. idea came from some sick individual by the name of allison ig
