My girlfriends a hot killer (Five X Reader)

Page:4 Chapter:1 We only see eachother at weddings and funerals!

-BACK AT THE ACADEMY-

~Thunder rumbles and music stops~

~Glass shattering and lockets clattering~

Klaus- Oh! ~Says while the ashes cup goes in his hands~ Daddy?

~Everyone runs outside

Diego- Woah! ~Wind howling~

Vanya- What is it?!

Allison- Don't get too close!

Diego- Yeah no shit!.. Looks like some sort of temporal anomaly...Either that or miniature black hole. One of the two. PRETTY BIG DIFFERENCE THERE, PAUL BUNYAN!

Klaus- out of the way!

Luther- what?

~Klaus throughs a fire extinguisher at the black and blue whole~

(MEANWHILE WITH FIVE AND Y/N)

Y/n- did he really just through a fire extinguisher at us

Five- I don't know y/n use your glasses

Y/n- now who the fuck you talking to you with yo Justin Bieber haircut

Five- I know you not talkin with-

~Five and Y/n falls to the ground with y/n falling first and Five falling on top of Y/n~

Five- I think I like this position

Y/n- boy get off of me

~Five and Y/n gets up and see the family~

Diego- Does anyone else see..Little number five and y/n, or is that just me?

~y/n and five look up and down at their selves~

shit ~Y/n and five says in unison~

Y/n- I told you I fuckin told you

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~five sighs~ what the date? the exact date.

Vanya- the 24th

Y/n- Vanya girl he said the exact date

~Vanya rolled her eyes~

Y/n- now of what?

Allison- March

Five- Good

Luther- So are we just gonna talk about what just happened?
~Five lays out 4 pieces of bread and gives y/n 2~

Y/n- Thanks

Five- no problem ~ Continues to make their sandwichs~

Luther- It's been 17 years.

Y/n- Pfftttt

Five- ~scoffs~ it's been a lot longer than that. ~teleports to get the marshmallows~

Luther- I haven't missed that

Diego- where'd y'all go

Y/n- The future. And yes Klaus it's shit

Klaus- hey, hey y/n where my monies

~Y/n hands Klaus a 20 dollar bill~

Y/n- you better use that on food

Five- Gosh, I've should've listened to the old man.

Y/n- But you know jumping through space is one thing, jumping through time is a toss of the dice

Five- nice dress

Klaus- oh, well, Danke!

Vanya, wait how did you get back?

Five- in the end, we had to project our Constitutions forward into a suspended quantum state version of ourselves

Y/n- ~interuped five~ That exists across every possible instance of time.

Diego- that makes no sense

Y/n- if only you were smarter. Now give me the knife

~deigo gets up but Luther get him and Diego sits back down~

Y/n- thank you JB ~ get the knife and does cool tricks with the knife~

Diego- aye, I can only do that

Y/n- well, dollar tree batman I had to learn during ~Five covered her mouth~

SRY ITS SHORT I MADE IT IN CLASS 😭