Dream SMP ~«One Shots»~

★My Boyfriend Says No - Skephalo

Warning this chapter may contain inappropriate language and mature content.

Channel(s) - Skeppy, Badboyhalo, Austin, Minx, Nihachu, CaptainPuffy

Oc(s) - LaylaX, Rihanna_Rose, HannahC, Cupcake.Queen, MarleyMoo, FCHarley, Paton_

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Skeppy's pov

"Welcome to the show Skeppy, how are you feeling?" Austin asks, excitedly starting up this love or host. I literally have Bad on speed dial incase I need him for anything.

"I feel great, I'm very excited to be here! I'm thinking I overdressed a little but I've gotta go all out to impress these pretty women.. I want them to see I'm serious" I say with a soft smile, forcing it mostly cause Bad is kinda grumpy that I'm on here getting a girlfriend.

"You look great man, the best looking one here!" Austin exclaims and I smile, feeling a little flustered as a result. "I'll try to not flirt with you through out this love or host but just like with Karl and George.. that's gonna be hard as such a good looking man is in front of me" Austin says, clearly joking.

"Well, I'm ready for this to kick off!" I exclaim with a soft giggle.

"Okay, let's switch over and start with the introductions" Austin exclaims.

I wait until we switch so everyone is on screen and Austin begins to speak with the girls.

"Alright, ladies if you wanna start to introduce yourself to Skeppy?" Austin starts and I smile softly.

"Alright.. I guess I'll start" a soft voice starts and I look up to my screen. "I'm Paton, I'm twenty one and I used to work in fast food before I became a hot tub streamer!" She exclaims and I nod, listening along.

"Hello Skeppy, I'm Rihanna and I'm nineteen. I like pegging so you might want to consider that" she says with a giggle.

Does she fucking know I bottom or what?

"Wait.. who's that behind you? The cardboard cutout?" Rihanna asks and I glance over my shoulder, smiling at my BBH cutout.

"Oh, just myself" I say, turning back to the screen again.

"Right.. anyways I'm FCHarley! I'm twenty two and I'm 5'9 so.. when I'm wearing heels, will the height bother you?" She asks and I shake my head.

"I'm not bothered about anyone's height, just as long as we look cute together" I say with a soft smile and she giggles.

The others begin to run through their introductions for me and Bad messages me.

"Make sure they know they're not playing for girlfriend.. it has to be best friend cause I'm your boyfriend! :P"

"Oh! Before we start.. some of you may decide to leave, my boyfriend says no to girlfriend so it has to be girl friend" I say and they all laugh, seeming to think I'm joking.

"Oh.. he's actually not joking!" Austin exclaims, looking at the screenshot I sent him.

"No, I'm serious.. I'll be in the dog house if I didn't make that clear.. probably wouldn't be allowed to have any cuddles or kisses until I find a way to make it up to him.. that would mean a whole load of more stuff like sleeping on the sofa.. no muffins, no sex.. fuck, I'm not pissing him off like ever in my life" I say, shaking my head.