This is just me and a friend and our totally random and wierd conversations. None of this is mad up and i will be posting more silly chapters like this everyday i hope!!!
Ben: Foriegn contaminant!
Me: That's not a nice thing to say about yourself!!
Ben: Yes Ms. Dimple
Me: Ok
Ben: Go Eat Soup and play with legos.
Me Yes Sir
Ben Your're darn right yes sir
Me: Lol
Ben: Yeah thats what i thought you said
Me: Whatever my friend so how have you been?
Ben: I've been fan-fricking-tastical
Ben: wheres your nose trainee?
Me: On my face commander.
Ben Get there!
Me: No!!
Ben: You dare tell a 4 star general no?
Me: Yea i do
Ben: dang girl you got guts haha
Me: Why thank you
Ben: Your're not welcome
Me: Ahhhhh
Ben: Real Monsters
Me: Are fake
Ben: Your breakfast is fake
Me Ur fake
Ben Your face is fake
Me: China
Ben: Your house is fake
Me: New Jersey is fake
Silence............................
Me: Hello????????????
Ben: Aloha
Me: What Happened?
Ben: You killed the president and now your serving your life in prison
Me: What the heck how do i not remeber meeting Adam Levine?
Ben: because the prime minister of Sweden visited Washington D.C. today and my tiny little frogs went to france!
Me: Oh well as long as the Lions are happy!!
Ben: And the hipps too!!!
Me: NO!!!! The lions are happy because of your Hippos!!!
Ben: They Better be
Me: Why my lions will eat your hippos is that what you want to happen?
Ben: No cuz my hippos will sit on your lions and squash them
Me: Well that's going to be hard if you can't see the lions
Ben: Stop Lion to me
Me:
