Darling Baggage Locker

So yeah this is a poem about my (insane) friend Katelyn.

Katelyn. How to describe Katelyn you may ask?

Well to begin with, you shouldn't ask that. But...how do I even begin to explain Katelyn?

Katelyn is flawless.

I hear her hair's insured for $5.

I hear she does Macy's commercials about Sparkle.

One time, she met a hobo on a bus. And he told her he wanted a banana.

She has 2 awkward brothers and a crazy sister.

Her favorite movie is Mirror Mirror.

One time, she slapped me in the face. IT WAS AWESOME!

Yup that's Katelyn. But other than that, she's fun and creative and scary and weird and probably broke out of a mental instituition....and yet we still love her! And who can guess this movie reference??? :)