Courtesy of me and my friend, fanfiction bitscit 😈
Jackob ran his finger down his own back. That musty boi. Jush walked in and said "What the hell, Jackob!? Why didn't you wait for mEE!!!!?????" Those musty bois. One having a lisppp. Jush has this lisppp. Fistle Crosswave ✝️👋. Cuz he can't say thistle correctly without sounding like a four year old.
So, Jackob ran his finger down Jush's back instead. Because he could. "WOTVL THE HECC JACKOB!?" Jush lisped. "Hey lil mama lemme whispa in ya ear" Jackob lispered. "No" Fistle Crosswave ✝️👋 Yelispaid. "THISTLEEEEEEEEe" Jkaboc Yellisped.
Anygays, like, super Anygays... Jush ran into his three-beadroom bathroom. While Jackob became a trackstar. Because he is a runner. He is a trackstar. He also went to his three-beadroom kitchen... And mourned the loss of his table that died tomorrow. Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti... Poor musty boi.
And then JUSH came BURSTING THRU DAS DOR. And said, like God "I have brought Sensydine Pro for your pearly yellow teath." And Jackob was so grateful that he gave him a bite of his new table that comes in three years. "Thanks you Jushpen Dental!!!!!!!" Jackob whisperlispyelled. "WHO SUMMONED ME!!!!" Aspen Dental yelled, bursting through the floorble. Then Aspen Dental chanted "BRING FORTH ILIJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!"
And Ilijah was brought forth
🖐️😔🔫👈. And he said "Y'all are gae. Like that gaet way to Hvaen." And he ran to the upstairs beadroom sink. He then took a bath... In Home Sause. Which is mayonaside, katchup, ohnino ponder, apleple sider vinagrat, and tory pomder...😉🔫👈
And then... Decended to Hvaen.
End of chapper uno.
