Work hard, pay less.

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John: What appears to be the problem today?

Carol: My daughter says she has a stomach ache and she feels faint.

John: Hm. What did you eat today?

Carol: She hasn't eaten anything. I woke up late and rushed her to school and then we had to go to her dance recital right after and she told me she felt this way so I took her here!

John: Miss she just needs to eat something. And drink something with sugar. Since you two are very busy, she needs the energy.

Carol: Ok, come on sweetie.

Lucy: Can we get McDonald's?

Carol: I suppose. Thank you, Dr. Vaughn.

John: No problem, ma'am.

Aiden: You clock out yet?

John: I will in just a sec.

Aiden: Alright. We will eat and binge YouTube videos all night! It's gonna be lit.

John: Mhm. I'm sure of it.

Aiden: You ok, man? You seem a bit down.

John: Don't you ever wonder what it would be like if you were famous?

Aiden: Not really bruh.

John: What?! Why not?!

Aiden: I mean I've seen enough to know that its all fake.

John: All of them?

Aiden: Yeah.

John: So why do you watch them?

Aiden: It's entertaining. Now come on let's go!

They arrive at Aiden's house and get popcorn, soda, candy, and other food.

After about 4 hours of watching random videos a particular video catches John's eyes.

"Hey guys! I'm Veronica. I'm Vanessa. And today we're doing the Vogue challenge!"

Aiden: Woah they're hot. Dude which one do you think is hotter?

John: I don't know

Vanessa.

Aiden: I agree.

John: What?!

Did he just read my mind?!

John: But I didn't say anything.

Aiden: Yeah, but we agree right?

John: Oh, yeah.

Aiden: Good. Glad we established Veronica's hotter.

John: Wait what?!

Aiden: You don't think Veronica is hotter?'!

John: They're both beautiful but you asked which one is hotter!

Aiden: Yeah and it's Veronica!

John: Vanessa!

Aiden: Whatever man. They're both beautiful af.

John: That we can agree on.

Aiden: So we're going to watch all their videos now, right?

John: We can also agree on that.

They start to binge all the videos and find them super cute and funny. They continue to watch ship edits and confirmation videos.

Aiden: Damn. Roni's taken.

John: Yeah but Nessa isn't...

Aiden: Don't act like you have a chance.

John sighs.

John: I know..

Aiden laughs.

John: What's so funny?

Aiden: Nothing. It's nothing. Just all that stuff I said earlier about social media being fake.

John: Oh, yeah..

Aiden: I think that ronron thing might be fake though.

John: Wha?! No way!

Aiden: I don't know man...

John rolls his eyes.

John: You just want Roni to be single.

Aiden: Pfffttt no....yes.

John: You think you even have a chance though?

Aiden: I have a better chance with her than you do with Nessa.

John: Uh huh.

Aiden: It doesn't matter though. We aren't like them. We don't travel a lot. We don't do YouTube. We don't go to meet and greets.

John: I don't even make as much as Charli D'amelio. And she's still a kid!

Aiden: Hey, man. Work hard, pay less.

John: Isn't it "play less?"

Aiden: I don't know. But you definitely get payed less.

Aiden laughs.

John: Not funny. Not funny at all.

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