South Park Highschool (Book 1)

Chapter 1: Long time

Stan's P.O.V

"Dude...seriously..." I heard a voice come from the corner of my room as I slowly began to wake up.

I blinked my eyes as the sunlight blinded me, then suddenly realized I was in bed. In bed with...

Wait. That voice.

Fuck.

Kyle grinned. "Get up sleepyhead!" He tossed me my hat. (Stop fangirling)

I groaned. I was in bed...with Wendy. Not that it was bad, but Kyle, my room mate, was watching. And from the looks of it, he'd been watching for a long time.

Wendy snored and rolled over. She was always a late sleeper. I'm no early bird myself, but after a few beers, the force of my hangover is like an alarm clock on steroids. I glared at Kyle.

"How long have you been here?"

He smiled, but then laughed. "Wow, you actually believed me! I didn't see anything, I was just joking with you. But damn the look on your face..." He kept snickering as my cheeks turned redder than his hair.

He went on. "By the time I got back from Token's party, you two were in bed, passed out, with your clothes all over the floor. I also found these," He shook two empty beer cans in each hand. "Under the bed."

I flopped my head on the pillow. "Fucking..." My brain was a tornado in my head by now. I didn't even bother to finish the sentence.

Kyle grinned. "I bet that's what you guys were doing..."

I frowned at him and shooed him away. He gathered up his things and pushed them all under his bed. He then turned back to me. "I'm gonna go get breakfast, see you later."

I kept shooing him until he finally stepped out the door. Then I turned to Wendy, who was snoring away, and kissed her forehead.

Bad idea.

It was all sweaty, (bet I know why) and disgusting. I mean, I'm not saying my girlfriend has an unkissable forehead, but I...oh forget it.

I lightly shook her. "Wendy...Wend-"

Wendy screamed. "NOOOOO!"

I jumped out of bed, thank god, with my boxers on. Wendy sat up, breathing hard. She looked at me. "S-Stan.."

I rubbed her shoulder. "What's wrong?"

She smiled and looked a bit embarrassed. "I had a nightmare where they ran out of whipped cream at Harbucks..."

I laughed and sat back down on the bed as she slipped on a dark blue tank top and black sweatpants. She looked in the mirror and posed like a model. Next, she grabbed her black flip flops and put them on.

"Last night was fun, from what I remember." She said, smiling and handing me my jeans. I put them on, along with my hat. Then I nodded, agreeing with her.

"So...where are you gonna shower?" I said casually walking up to Wendy.

She smirked. "In MY bathroom, you perv." I frowned and she smacked my hand playfully. I opened the front door and kissed her before she stepped onto the hall's dark red carpet.

When she left, I put on a white shirt with a mysterious stain, and grabbed my phone. I entered in a number and put it to my ear.

I heard a voice on the other end. "Hello honey!"

I smiled.

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A/N Again the beginning, I made it sound like Stan and Kyle slept together, so I'm sorry. I might be working on a style fanfic soon, but even though summer starts in 1 day for me, I still have work. I have a summer reading project to do and all that crap, but my teacher said it goes towards my grades in seventh. Anyways, I'm not a big fan of Stendy (see in my ships book), but it's like I sometimes say, it's for the benefit of the book. Also, (god this a long author's note) everyone involved in my roleplay book, it is postponed until July, but you can still sign up. Thank you to whoever's reading this! (Just me.) -Em $3$