Embarrassing is my middle name

Embarrassing is my middle name

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Hi I'm Madeline Alexi Polermo I am fifteen years old and I am physco well that's what my friends call me my mum tells me I've just got a good imagination and I like embarrassing my self. That's why my friend calls me Maddy the embarrassing. I don't care though I like to cause mischief for myself and others. I think of random and wacky stuff and I hate shopping that's why I make shopping fun. Maybe that's what gets me in trouble...

"Maddy what are you doing?" asked my best friend Ebony

"your seriously asking that" said Celia my other best friend.

"you'll have to wait and see" I said as I did an army roll through the shop's aisles.

"great now we're army soldiers?" asked Ebony.

"Nope criminals trying to get out of a bank" I tell her like it's the most ovious thing in the world.

"this is so embarrassing" said Celia

"embarrasing is my middle name" I told them as I put my hands together in the shape of a gun.

I pointed my gun at an old lady and made gun noises

"bam! Bam! Bam!" I shouted.

"Terorists!" someone yells from the cash register. Everyone goes crazy.

"this is where we make our great escape" I tell them.

"oh really?" said Celia sarcastically.

I took both their hands and tugged pulling them out of the shop where everyone was going crazy and crazier than me and I didn't think that was possible but mission accoplished the robber was out of the bank or in this case the Maddy was out of the shop.

"Maddy! Look what you've done" said ebony gesturing to the mayhem I had conjured up.

"tee hee where to next?" I asked

"I suppose we can go to Suga Suga like it or not Maddy we need dresses for Ellie's party" said Celia

I could tell Celia enjoyed the look on my face.

Eleanor or known as Ellie was my other best friend I didn't know her as well as Celia and Ebony but she liked to join in on my trouble making and I'm pretty sure she came up with the stupid formal party to annoy me. She liked to cause mayhem but she was still a real girl she used anything as an excuse to wear pink.

"well I um can't go I think I'm coming down with something" I faked coughs to prove my point.

"Maddy!" said Ebony and Celia at the same time.

"fine let's go then but I want a dress with lots of colours" I told them.

They exchanged nervous glances.

I just laughed and walked really slowly to the dress shop I could tell Celia was getting annoyed but that's my job I like annoying people.

Celia walked way in front leading the way while ebony stayed behind with me making sure I didn't run. (I've done that before)

We got too the front of suga suga it wasn't a very big shop but it didn't matter because the shop was full of really short dresses. Ebony took by the elbow and led me in.

"I can walk you know" I told her rudely

"oh that's not what it looked like I dance" she retorted back.

In dance I purposely do everything wrong just to make miss smarts life miserable. Miss smart acts like a little kid but I like to show her Im the only kid in the school.

"come on Maddy pick one or I will pick one for you" said Celia.

"mmmm how about that one" I said pointing to the hoodie and jeans on display at target.

Ebony rolls her eyes.

"the invitation says fancy not casual" said ebony

"you just hurt the hoodies feelings" I said

"oh what a shame" said Celia sarcastically.

"you hurt their feelings!" I scream at the top of my lungs. Everyone in the shop turns to look at me isn't it great that it's one of those shops where people have to pass it to get to other shops. So quite of people turned and looked at me.

"I would appologize if I were you" said Celia whispering in Ebony's ear.

Now the grand finale.

I fall on the floor screaming

"APPOLOGIZE!" I scream kicking and flinging my arms around like the five year old I am.

"OK! I'm SoRRY! Said ebony.

As soon as she said I got up and starting looking through the dresses like a normal person.

Normal people suck!

I'm not being peoplist or anything but they do they are overated and boring.

"how about this one?" asked Celia pulling out a dark red one.

"too vampirish" I said.

"I meant for me silly" said Celia

"oh then it will look great on you" I said and Celia considered it then went off to the changerooms to try it on.

I pulled out a few dresses but none were what I was looking for either too short or a yucky colour with a very low neckline. One dress even had a neckline that went all the way down until it reached your hips.

Ebony found a dark blue dress and went to try it on.

When they had both bought their dresses I still hadn't tried one on.

"Hurry up" said Ebony.

Celia on the other hand just got up and bought an assitant to help me find something.

By mickster

ok bear with me I know I'm posting stories all over the place but my friends really liked this story so I want to see how many reads it gets. If it gets enough to make me smile then I will post more!!!!

Thank you readers and do your stuff