A long time ago... before niamh, tina, onyx, or rudi and rileys muscles even graced this earth...
Two great warriors rose from the shadows,
MIA CLARK: DILF HUNTER AND WARRIOR
KIMRAN BRIAH: SHOE SELLER AND DRILLER
"What a dayyy" said mia to kimran "wait... do u sense that mia clark?!?!?!" "I do.." said mia
BYAM A HUUUGE EXPLOSION HAPPENED IN FRONT OF THEM (there in that shitty cow field we walked through with the tall grass)
From the explosion rose a odd girl in the season 4 survey corps armor but with bts where the badge should be... IT WAS ZELIHA
"HAHAHA YOU FOOLS CAN NOT COMPREHEND THE LENGTH OF JUNGKOOKS PENIS OR THE GIRTH OF (insert bts member here)s SCHLONG"
"Oh no" said mia "OUR NEMESIS" said kimran
They fused together and became kimran clark and had a huge battle until
Kimran clark through a air jordan 4 at zelihas head killing her instantly "wow what a battle" said kimran "yeah" said mia they then kissed and flew into the sunset the end :)
