Biden x Obama: Alive, but not

The President Skinsuit Uprising

Love. Love is a delicate thing. Yoonbum and Sangwoo are fucking really hard and aren't thinking about love; they're thinking about the big climax.

Sangwoo: Oh, Yoonbum. Your small dick is pleasing me

*Touches Nips*

Yoonbum: My what?!

Sangwoo: Uh, nothing. Just keep bouncing

Sangwoo: Ahghhhh. It's happening.

~10 Minutes Later~

Yoonbum: s- Sangwoo? what did you say to me back there?

Sangwoo: uhhh... I mentioned your small penis?

Yoonbum: oh...

*with no comeback, Yoonbum starts to panic*

Yoonbum: w- Well atleast it isn't as small as y- yours.

Sangwoo: What in all Biden-fuck-me-hard hell did you just say to me?

Yoonbum: umm... uhh... Biden?

Sangwoo: I don't know it just slipped ou-, hey that is not the point here!

Yoonbum: Look, I gave you what you wanted. I love you, Sangwoo.

Sangwoo: *pauses*

Yoonbum: Sangwoo? do you love me?

Sangwoo: No... I'm sorry. You were my favourite bottom

Yoonbum: WERE?

Sangwoo: Yes. Let's just say I've gained a sudden uhh.... Horniness in...

Yoonbum: In? Well not in me, obviously.

Sangwoo: In Joe Biden.

Yoonbum: I knew something was up with that. Because...

*Yoonbum Snort laughs* 

yoonbum: Because my name's not Biden ahahaha. AAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sangwoo: Look. This is painful to say, but I'm in love with Joe Biden

Yoonbum: Well then, I can tell that I am not welcomed nor loved here anymore.

Sangwoo: I guess not

Sangwoo starts to well up like a big bottle of horniness. Taking a tear-covered hand from his face, Sangwoo places it on Yoonbum's face. Yoonbum gives an edgy smile and walks out the door.

Yoonbum:

Hours pass and Yoonbum can't get the image of a certain somebody out of his head. The toxic disband of Yoonbum and Sangwoo is far from Yoonbum's mind. 'Bum can't stop thinking about former president of US, Barack-fucking-Obama. Yoonbum's infatuation with Sangwoo's white, tender-yet-hard cock has been over-ridden with the thought of Obama's massive schlong deep inside his Sangwoo-cum covered rectum. Yoonbum realises the only thing he can do is skin Joe Biden and wear his skin like a suit in order to get to Barack Obam, the man of his dreams.